Dear Caller,
I’m sorry if my product was a gift given to you, but I need a receipt to give you anything for free. This is standard everywhere. And frankly, I don’t care if you never buy another from me ever again, like you threaten… It just means I’ll never have to deal with you again. Furthermore the question “What am I supposed to do then?” is useless. The answer is “Whatever you want”.
—Customer Service Representative
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2009.
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Bad title, great bitch. Tell the fuckers where to stick it, CSR.
Great, another one of those idiots that think the cats asking for chzzburger is funny and has to write/talk like them…
hey now NGF i LOVE the can i ahve a chzzburger cat comics!