ok i know i’m overweight i’m actually trying to better myself by walking and eating healthier..what stops me is young fucks with camera phones trying to snap me when i am walking, at the gym, eating better by going to subway instead of mcdonalds. this is not helping the person who is trying to loose weight! its rather discouraging them. so camera people fuck off! i hope you balloon up to 300lbs!
This article appears in May 8-14, 2008.


Seems kinda pointless they’d be taking pics. I mean, I have been approached twice by people who thought I was taking a pic of, but I was just texting on my blackberry. So there’s a good chance you are over-diligent looking for them.Having said this, I do know a few chubby chasers out there that would take the pic for there own uses.
Thanks to camera phones everyone can be a paparazzo. The OP should carry around a big obnoxious camera and point it right back at anyone s/he suspects is taking photos of him/her.
To the OP i obviously dont know what you get at subway…but it might not be helping anything…depending on what you order you could be better off with a big mac.
I was once walking behind this ass that was so disproportionately huge I for a second thought about snapping a picture to show people later – it was one of those you have to see it to believe type asses. After that fleeting millisecond, however, I thought about how that ass was attached to a person and that person most likely had feelings, and most likely put up with more crap in a day than I encounter in a year.Some people are ruled by their impulses though.PS Off topic – I am sofa king sick of cell phones, I’m getting rid of mine as soon as I can convince the old man to ditch our plan. More harm than good, IMO.
Q – ever get baked and wanna put a cup or a purse on the ass just to see if it can stay there with just standing striaght up?
I never though about that before… I knew this girl once who looked totally normal from the front, but when she turned around, there was this gigantic growth that just did not belong. It was mesmerizing.
I have to say, good for you for trying to lose weight, and some people are Douch bags and have nothing better to do with their time then to make fun of others, usually because of their low self esteem. I have to say though maybe your being a bit paranoid, maybe they are texting. And also subway you do have to be careful, turkey is good, veggie, pretty much just stay away from the pepperoni, salami, bacon, steak, thats all bad, and cheese stay away from, if your trying to lose weight, it is your worst enemy. I love subway though, best shit ever. But anyways keep you head up and who cares what others think!
When I was a kid, we used to go to the Halifax Forum to see the wrestling… back when it we was REAL… The Beast, Killer Karl Krupp etc)… not this fake WWF shit that came along later…Anywho… they had all these stacking chairs used on the floor at ringside and every time we went to the fights, there were these two dolls who sat in the exact same seats in the front row…What does this have to do with the thread, you ask? Well one of the gals actually sat on TWO chairs side by side…We used to say, if she sat on only one chair… It would go right up her ass.
Don’t let the “narrow minded” shallow dumb fuks defeat myou…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK…and next time they bring out the phone….Flip them off…that’ll give them a good picture!! And Floyd…I wish I had a chair to shove up YOUR ASS!!
HAHAHAHAHAFloyd that’s funny. Politically incorrect, insensitive, rude, mean, etc, but funny.You sure are a funny fuck!