How do you approach the topic of a noticeably fat crotch? Every day you come on the bus at the same time, and every day the passengers look away so as not to be grossed out so early in the morning.
Tip: they have surgery options to fix your down-there condition. Your pudge now spreads like a hot dog bun around the zipper on your jeans. —GrossedOutGal
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.
I think the easier solution would be to buy bigger jeans, rather than surgery… ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2kv3Czajc4
Hate to be a pain here OB, but please use the correct terminology 🙂
So which is it?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kQvP_4N8rbw/TF6l…
A GUNT.
Crotch-checker camel-toe complaint? Easy solution. Look away, look away…
Seriously, who sits on buses comparing rider’s crotches?
Looking people in the eye is so much more sophisticated.
so, i ask you o.p., why do you keep looking then? are you that fucking ignorant, or just plain dumb? you say she gets on the same time, everyday, then you should either get another bus, or don’t fucking look. maybe the others on the bus, are getting their pre work day jollies. you don’t speak for everyone, unless you have taken a poll before she gets on. suck it the fuck up, and mind your own eyes and business.
and i also would hazzard a guess, that you are perfect, but i know you fucking well aren’t, just another catty fucking bitch in the world. get fucked, it might do you some good. at least it will keep your mind off other females cunts.
I’d say the issue is ill fitting clothing. Just because your jeans have lycra, doesn’t mean you should buy them four sizes too small.
However, I agree with the above posters: get your terminology right. I’ve always preferred the term “FUPA.” Girls without fat crotches can get a camel toe so it really doesn’t apply here, given the theme of your bitch.
Also: stop looking at people’s crotches and getting bent out of shape if they don’t meet your standards of what is visually pleasing. I’m not one for moobs, but I’m not going to stare at them and write a bitch about them because they don’t turn me on or whatever(unless it’s NGF’s…his are kinda hot).
A cameltoe in JEANS?
I don’t even think there’s one of them on PeopleOfWalmart….
god, I hope I’m right… cause now I have to check…
There needs to be some clarification…. it sounds like you’re describing a gunt, not a camel toe/moose knuckle.
That would be REALLY uncomfortable, I’d venture to guess.
Moose knuckles are quite common in jeans, though. Boys: leave a little room in the crotch unless you want your balls squished to hell. That shit NEVER looks attractive. If you can see the outline of your crotch, your pants are too tight.
Don’t do it zZz!! This can only end badly…
Especially if he posts a link.
I’m waiting Zee…… let’s see what you can pull out from the POW Hall of Fame!
Jesus, *I’ll* find one and post it FFS. Not like I have anything better to do…..*tumbleweeds blow by PK’s office door*
Gross, gross, gross!! This whole bitch and comments that follow. Love you guys though.
I just find if guys pants are too tight, it’s just terribly distracting. I had this science teacher in grade nine, holyyyyyy frig! It was like he kept a George Costanza wallet in there!
Here’s one solution to the problem:
http://media-empire.net/spam/Images/TheToe…
O.K., O.K. I know it’s not a real solution – sounds like the Camel Toe of this post needs an inflatable queen-sized mattress stuck in her crotch.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iBuNz7Kv1jk/TJK8…
Ha ha, “I wanted to impress him so I opened a beer with it”.
Camel Toe Annie – lolz 🙂
Every guy’s dream ralmn, a well-toned twat that delivers opened brewskis! No nasty cerebral matter in sight! Hahaha!
In reference to your last line, on behalf of fine lezzies everywhere, New Suckster, I gotta say, I don’t think that advice is gonna work in regards to ‘other females cunts’. (Ralmn, I’ll bet Suckulous could use that errant apostrophe that popped up in your other post, if you aren’t saving it for something…hehe…ooops, there I go again:S)
I meant to say every hetero guy’s dream. Of course not all guys are into camel toes.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
haha…..that was funny. Maybe hook this chick up with Oscar Mayer. I’d be afraid to see what happens when she unzips. Probably similar to what happens when you open the Pillsbury® Create ‘n Bake™ refrigerated Cookie Dough packaging……..
You don’t approach the topic. If it is so offensive to you, look away. I am just stunned you would consider or suggest surgery. Are you seriously that shallow? Put down the Cosmo and realize beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but you will be a size 0 forever right? riiiiight.
AHAHAHA Hugo. That’s hilarious because it’s true! ^_^
Ok, PERHAPS sebastard’s create and bake comment resulted in a small “LOL” from PK.
yeah, there’s none. well either that or their search feature sucks.
either way, it’s bound to happen eventually.
And when it does, you’ll be ON IT, right?
http://i30.tinypic.com/2rw2vb6.jpg
Holy CRAP, painey — that was a FUPA and camel toe all wrapped up into one disturbing box (heh)…
:S
Damn. I thought this bitch had something to do with Egypt.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/53d827d5a…
gunt
Thanks for that, Cranky, that was fucking A hilarious.
that was funny monsieur
But what’s scary is they are actually selling “booty enhancers”.
people don’t like the package they’re dealt. that poor creature who died having her bottom enhanced…foolishness
AHAHAHAHA “lobster claw” “panty eater” “catcher’s mitt”…I’m dying.
perhaps they are the new chastity belt….yikes
lol, MM
That was so sad to read about bread-sis, the poor girl!
Very funny, mm.
holy fuck, i want the one from p.g., and the rest from cranky.
Don’t Drop The Peanut!
Ref: Hugo Phurst’s link, Feb. 16, 12:19PM.
In respect to the Camel Toe shown on the left, the question is whether she can grab peanuts with her well-developed twat. Does she possess adequate labial-muscle control? What sort of training would increase her chances of successfully grabbing the peanut? Is independent labial muscle control a possibility or must they work in tandem? Any anecdotal accounts from similarly-endowed female commenters who have attempted this feat would be most welcome. Success need not be a pre-requisite.
In the event that some have achieved success (or near success) in this respect, I can see another float in the upcoming Halifax Gay Pride Parade. It would follow Kim’s heroic efforts in successfully raising a Hindenberg, that strap-on requiring shoulder straps and a back-brace. I picture four or five contestants lined up over their respective peanuts. At the sound of the gong they would get to work. I think it would be an enormous crowd-pleaser!
Good luck to everyone!
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Cheerio!
Methinks mm is turning out to be more worldly than I originally thought.
I don’t talk about those places when in mixed company, but it does make for some interesting ‘war stories’ over a beer.