This is to the girl driving behind me (not for long) while I was turning right off the highway and onto Bay Rd. this past Thursday. You felt the need to beep your horn at me because we had a red light and I felt it was a good idea to yield to the traffic going straight that had a green light. Okay, I guess I should have been an asshole and cut someone off just because you couldn’t wait 2 seconds. After I did turn, you sped up behind me, attempted to get into my lane behind my car, but then felt the need to “teach me a lesson” by speeding up even more and cutting me off right before the right-hand lane went onto Prospect Rd. You also flipped me off. People like you remind me of how unsafe the roads can be here. You put yourself, me, and the other drivers around us in danger because you were in such a rush and obviously hadn’t anticipated high traffic volume on a weekday morning. I hope for your sake that you learn to calm down and drive like a sane person before you wind up killing yourself. I also hope your workday was enjoyable since you were in such a rush to get there! —Glad I Grew Out of that Phase
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.
the roads aren’t unsafe, it’s the fucking dimwit people driving on them. you just proved my case.
how much proof is there really on an anonymous internet forum of people complaining????
on a good note, your writing style does corroborate your ‘at ease, no rush’ demeanor.
For the love of God when will my ’00’ (license to kill) authority come through? My hood-mounted .50 cals are oiled and the ammo pods are full.
I have made numerous requests on this file but I guess the PM has other things on his mind.
Perhaps it’s caught up in the mail backlog. You’d think they would send something like that registered or by owl.
You don’t know how many times I’ve been tracking an errant motorist in my drop-down gun sight, finger poised over the ‘fire’ button, waiting in vain for the “kill” order that never comes.
My daughter thinks my ego is writing cheques my body can’t cash. But I happen to know that I’m one of the best drivers (and shots) this nation has. All I am asking is a chance to put my skill set to good use.
Aren’t we all Padrone. Aren’t we all. >: ( My curmudgeon of a father envisions a future where retirees flying ultra-lights will be deputized to keep social order intact from above. “Manned” Predator drones, if you will, armed with 6 barrelled Gatling guns disgorging Ghost Chile marinated BBs at the rate of 6000 rounds a minute; fire and forget tasers, and the ever popular precision guided Boot to the Arse.
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ah commandant, hearing you talk like that warms the cockles of black heart. yeah, too bad they would have an open season on assholes. fuck, my limit would bee filled in 5 minutes. 50 cals. are nice, but i’ll go with the old tommy sub .45 cal. myself, either the stick or drom type.
OP, plate number and vehicle description. Just report the bitch. Maybe her tampon was sideways.