I just can’t stand how women act around this city. I realize that is a huge generality, and that’s exactly what it’s supposed to be. GENERALLY, women here in Halifax, especially good-looking women act like whorey-morons, or to be a little more offensive and a little more accurate, they are essentially living blow-up dolls suffering from mental retardation… Which gives the normal women, good looking women, like myself, an instantaneous stigma of being a slutty Valley-Girl, air-head gold digger. And are automatically treated as such; groped, touched, sexually harassed often.
These bitches are everywhere! I see them all over Arygye St all nights of the week and watch as they destroy our reputation. Effortlessly it seems. “Oh Ma Gawd Sara! I Totally Saw Your Pussy, you whore!! HAHAHA!” Shouting things like that in public, does not make you look or sound cool, or fun, or smart or anything of ANY virtuous nature. You look easy, and stupid. That’s it.
Why do it, ladies? What’s the point in dumbing yourself down if you’re capable of having a conversation? I guess I’m being an optimist. Maybe you’re not capable of having an intelligent conversation therefore you have to resort to dumb dramatic actions to get that attention you so-CLEARLY and desperately crave.
I’m not saying be a conservative “Mom” type, I’m a stand-up comic, a musician – I drink and have fun just as much as any one person or women – but I definitely don’t do stupid pointless shit like mimic face-fucking my girlfriends in the middle of a crowded street in a mini skirt, sloppy drunk, looking for a laugh. Who raised you? Retarded Prostitutes? That’s the only way your behaviour would be acceptable.
I’m sure I’ve offended more than one person in this Bitch but I don’t really care. I’m offended everyday those stupid Women think its cute or funny to act like they have brain damage. When a man mimics a dumb girl, or if ANYONE mimics a dumb girl, they always sound the same; “OHMAHGAWD – Like! TOTALLTY!” It’s not because they respect you. It’s because you’re a loser. Just stop it, read a book… learn to read, then read a book. Take your vocal octave from Valley Girl to a normal tone and grow the fuck up. Act like a lady for fucks sake, you’re embarrassing. —Living Proof Hotties Can Be More Than Just That
This article appears in Sep 12-18, 2013.
Ahh yes, the old “you don’t have to dumb yourself down” argument. You do realize that the overwhelming majority of the girls you describe are acting “stupid” in the same manner in which a midget acts short.
‘Act like a lady for fucks sake, you’re embarrassing.’ – that statement offended me more than the rest of the post. What the fuck is a lady supposed to be, anyhow? Your 1950s Miss Manners sensibilities should be thrown in the wood chipper, along with your twisted poodle skirt and pink pompoms.
If you don’t like the young Uber Sloots, then stop eyeballing ’em and hanging around the pits they’re most likely to congregate. Most of them will grow out of it, anyway, so what’s the big fucking deal? If men can make perfect arseholes of themselves, why not women?
Op, it’s a garden of opportunity out there. These dumb bitches clean out the dating pool. They run off with equally retarded men, leaving the quality men to notice you, you perfect specimen of a human being you.
Seriously op. You may not be a slanky idiot. But you really don’t come off as the genius you think you are either. You’re not especially funny and seem only moderately clever so maybe stop and think for a second at the women who are even more intelligent than you are (And yup. I promise you they exist) are facepalming your two-dimensional portrayal of dumb drunk people.
It’s interesting how brainlessness is relative, isn’t it op?
It’s called low self esteem. Halifax has its fair share of sufferers. It’s easy to sleep around. Not so easy to face reality. Don’t worry OP, shit gets real fast for these girls – and girls being the key word. Not women.
So is this slut shaming, I’m still unclear? OP, you’re not allowed to shame sluts, it’s against some kind of law or something.
Hormones, alcohol, a captive audience (friends) and last but not least, youth fuels stupid annoying behavior for those outside that particular bubble. It’s been that since the first hominid fell out of a tree and realized they had opposable thumbs.
For most of them it’s a phase so it will pass. Just hope they survive it with everything intact.
Fucking great!!! Just what the world needs, another female comic. Haven’t we heard enough awkward period jokes and dumbass anecdotes about how stupid men are? As soon as I see a female comic take the stage I want to light firecrackers in my ears and set myself on fire!!!
I wanna see Sara’s pussy 🙁
Steve what would the little mrs. say about you looking at Sara’s pussy? lol
Cripes. Has it been that long since I was down town? I am gonna have to git down there and get me some of that flashing pussy and chicks in mini skirts face fucking each other. I have been missing out!!! I knew I shouldn’t have moved to Fairview!
“Living Proof Hotties Can Be More Than Just That”
You sound jelly cuz you saw two women who were younger than you and cuter than you out having fun, getting crunk and acting crazy. You even admit that they were “hotties”. Don’t be jelly. And don’t use words like “hotties” – it dumbs you down.
Sounds luke 6-7 talk to me.
Sounds like a case of vagina envy to me…
Are the ladies downtown really flashing their goods and are that easy?????
Guess I was lookin in the wrong decade!
Whorey-morons get all da pussy.
It’s frosh week OP. People are gonna drink and act stupid, I’ve seen stupid airheads downtown many times, both male and female, I’ve also met some (not nearly as many) decent people.
Also, a lot of these girls you’re talking about probably aren’t even from Halifax.
…. Or of age.
watch out for that jailbait.
An excellent bitch! Welcome to one-half of the Halifax Underclass!
Hay – that half of the Halifax Underclass hold up half the sky!
(And they probably aren’t wearing any underpants)
These posts just make me sad. I`m so tired of girl-shaming… I don`t care who they are… I don`t care what they do… stop the hate on womenkind.
RSVP
: Ivan Sonofabitch (09/13, 10:03AM)
Three points: (1) I believe that should be “holds” up half the sky; (2) What can “holds up half the sky” possibly mean? Is it allegorical or metaphorical and, if so, of what? (3) The inference clearly points to very large females if they were holding half the sky and, if they aren’t wearing any underpants, this suggests a magnificent labial spread. Could you possibly provide a more detailed description?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
So, women are responsible for the sexual assault you have experienced?
Btw, “woman” is the singular form; “women” is plural.
Ok. You are a Sexist Women. If you have to post something like this because you obviously have some hidden issues, make it sound intelligent and use proper grammar.
“Wow! I can’t believe women actually sleep with people and enjoy sex! I’m so much BETTER than all those slutty girls!” I used to say stupid things like this a long while ago to validate my low self-esteem before I found out that instead of trying to convince myself I’m better than anyone, I could actually better myself instead! (Also, all those guys spewing shit like “Girls are really that easy nowadays? I was born in the wrong decade!”? You’re not any better.)
Tearing down the protective walls one builds around their emotions,feelings can be the most difficult work a person can do for themselves. But worth it.
moriarting
Good for you.
Maybe it’s because I realized long ago that I’m too goddamned fat and ugly to compete with these chickies, but they’re not worth the column space or bandwidth to complain about. The men who go after them are overaged chavs, anyway, similarly lacking in maturity and self-esteem (and, often, finances and prospects.) The girls themselves, certainly those above 25 and doing this sort of shit, are unquestionably the leftovers of the meat market that is downtown. Everyone else their age has settled into a long-term relationship or married.
As for you, you brilliant, creative, virtuous soul, you: the bars are not the best place to meet your soul mate. Become part of your communities: get thee to a comedy club if you’re hitting any nightspot. Get in with the musicians around here: jam, get gigs, whatever. Get yourself to a church social or two (or whatever goes on around town during the day.) You’ll be all right. Those poor sods have nothing but their stunts.
How cruel and sad you sound HallKell. And odd…
Also, “Are the ladies downtown really flashing their goods and are that easy?????
Guess I was lookin in the wrong decade!” Yuck. Creepy, man.
These posts always bring out the weirdos.