Dear whichever one of my neighbours decided that the dead of night is the best time to use/turn on their incredibly loud buzzing machine: **** you, you mother****er. People are trying to sleep at night, you jackanape. Your sheer audacity is astounding. I don’t know what you’re doing but I can’t believe you have a good reason for doing that **** by moonlight. —Staying up all night
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.


lol buzzing machine? Sounds like a heavy duty sex toy. That would explain the timing.
Jackanape? – Not sho fasht ye mountebank
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Good word, OP
LOL…..it’s those hardcore lesbians plugging into high voltage lines.
serves you right for living next to a bordello.
Your neighbours probably won’t appreciate your buzz-kill OP.
wow, you must be mad, all those fucking stars there. glad i only practice my drum solo at night,til 5 a.m.