To the owner of the big lovely doggie “Wiser”:
You are insanely awesome and cute. You and Wiser come into Petro Canada every day and I enjoy your visits with much love. Regardless you are always super friendly, always telling silly stories and jokes. Your a great girl, tell me your name and I’ll smoke a fatty with ya.—Petro-can gas girl
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.