What happened? What possibly could have happened Saturday night that made you hate my car so much? Did you temporarily lose your fucking mind? Are you sent into a blind rage at the sight of silver SUVs? Why would you smash my windshield with a large wooden barricade? Were you tripping the fuck out and you thought it was attacking you? Weren’t there any other cars on the street you could have turned your obviously short attention span to? I am trying to sell it. This really doesn’t help me accomplish that goal. I just got it back from the mechanic a few weeks ago. It was a pretty big bill but he said it was ready to go, inspected for two years, undercoated, the works. Now you come along and with your Neanderthal brain, and apparent strength, you have really put a fucking dampener on things. If you feel bad at all, that is if you are in fact a human being, leave a note next time. Fucker! —Aluminum Falcon
This article appears in May 5-11, 2011.
Drunk hippies maybe?
Did you car alarm go off? Were you parked in the street, or in private driveway? Maybe it was a home crackhead looking to snort some glass.
You wanted the douche bag to leave a note for you after he vandalized your car? WHAT? Did you want him to call you names too?
I’m sorry, OP. That sucks. 🙁 My friends and I were talking about that the other day. What in dog’s name possesses people to do these things??
People. Hate ’em.
You don’t fuck with someone’s ride period. Justifiable homicide.
OB, are there any security cameras around that might have recorded it?
…”Weren’t there any other cars on the street you could have turned your obviously short attention span to?”
So it would’ve been ok if it was someone else’s car that was vandalized, then? And what makes you so special? Nice….
Ah slight fix TJ
You don’t mess with someone’s ride, or a black man’s radio!
I agree with Z, but do see your point. Too bad though…
they probly thought you were a dope dealer that ripped them off, there are a few driving those things.
Did you park it overnight on Queen Street by any chance? I always see broken car windows and piles of glass on the sidewalk.
lol @ LS..
Donk.. or a China man’s CD!!
Hey Lifey, is that your little bugaboo playin’ the pi-an-er?
Z is right, it sucks but don’t wish that shit on others, Vandals are knobs
Too bad it wasn’t sebasgin’s.
This is a Cole Harbour item surely?
yes my col., that is my little pride n joy.
She’s a sweetie, Grampy Suckulous. >: )
Cute, but I wonder if she’ll suffer the same capital affliction.
we can only hope so donk. and i don’t bother with that shit, because it’s faster to type in without them.