Dear ’70s bush. I am so sorry. I realize now that I never loved you the way you deserve to be loved. I took you for granted, I grew tired of you. I thought you were tedious. I became intoxicated with the sleek, pornified look of the modern gal. I felt the weight of social expectations. So I looked the other way when someone tore you away from me. But the moment you were gone, I was forced to confront the bare truth: without you, I am nothing. I am as powerless as Samson; I am diminished. My sex drive died. I can’t bear to look at the place you once occupied in my life. I miss you desperately. Please come back to me. I know you will. And when you do, I will never let anyone rip your natural, silky beauty away from me again. —Waxing and Waning
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2012.
hahaha, atta girl
Well this is creepy…
…Well that was dissapointing.
huh?
Well that was….. intriguing?
In a whacky kinda way, Captain…the bush controversy is quite interesting–the brasil deal was sealed for me the first time george w. got in, to remove any remnant of anything to remind me of that idiot! it sucks to look down when you’re having a pee only to be reminded of the crappy state of politics in the western world, especially when you aren’t even having a crap:P…oh god, i just reminded myself of george bush AND made that toungy-face–now i am bombarded by thoughts of the Human Centipede…….
Bahaha, you really love that movie, eh SheSang? Everything can be related to it 😛
I certainly don’t mind a little hedge around the property. Although I prefer the absence of a bush, Bushido Babe makes hers sounds like such a loverly place!
Well Captain, what can i say–it keeps creeping into my thoughts (:D)…and yeah, BB sounds anti-development, but i think a lot of us go through that at one point or another, for many valid reasons….but BB sounds so in-love with her bush, i can’t help but smile…i must say though, i am glad that stage has come and gone for me;)…still, what a nice open-mind Cap:)
that’s awesome keptin *a little hedge around the property*
strategically placed shrubberies…
very feng shui
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/7/1…
Don’t worry. It’ll grow back.
it always grows back..