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Hey Bus Driver, what is the difference between a bull elk, and you driving a brass quartet to Bedford?
With the bull elk, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back
—next time, don’t make ignorant comments about my tuba, you prick.
This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2014.
10 Comments
Tuba shaming is becoming such a social problem *shakes head*
I hate to break it to you but, the 62′ Bull Elk and it’s smaller subspecies, the 40′ Bull Elk went extinct in Prehistoric times…also, flattery of the Bull Elk Teamster will get you nowhere. Try Pterodactyl Airlines next time. That’s if Mr. Slate will reimburse your travel expense…Cheers.
Sweet gig if you can get it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
Can’t be blocking the aisles. Was that the case? Did you take somebody’s eye out with that thing? What happened? People get mad when we tell them they can’t take their stinky, leaking recyclables on the bus. Babies with babies get mad when we tell them to not block the aisles with their usually empty large strollers full of “stuff”. People just get mad because we speak. So explain thyself so we can better analyze your bitch. A deadheading bus is an empty bus and a very happy one.
Yours truly.
this afternoon I had a right miserable bus driver on my way home from work. He just looked so miserable and to make it worse the bus got stuck in traffic on Barrington. Anyway so the bus got stuck in traffic and I assume this made the bus driver behind on his schedule so after getting through all the traffic he just started not letting people on and just driving past which made many people waiting at different bus stops very angry as its really cold out today and plus its a snowy service so only one/two buses every hour. I really felt sorry for the people that couldnt get on. I think this bus driver should be given a disapllinary for that. Does anyone else think the same as me about bus drivers???
Wait!
So we can bring a fucking dump truck-sized baby stroller on the bus, but no tubas?
RSVP
:Mr. Meaty (03/26, 2.23PM)
Welcome to the age of being a mobile bitch like myself, lol.
Right miserable bus driver. Was this particular bus in Cape Breton by any chance?
Did he call it a euphonium? That son of a bitch. I hope he chokes on an apple.
Tuba lol