You have to be kidding me. So who fucking cares. Some bus driver decides to get off his bus and beat some god damned toy seal with a stick. Boo-hoo-fucking-hoo. I don’t remember see him charging at one single person with that little stick. All I saw was him walking briskly towards a stuffed seal and then proceeding to hit it a couple of times. IT WAS A JOKE. I laughed. I cried. I cheered. The only people NOT laughing in the general area were those who were so uptight about the seal issue in the first place. THEY ARE MEAT AND FUR. WE GET COLD AND HUNGRY. Its called Natural Selection. They drew the short straw so shut the fuck up and eat your meat.. Or else you can’t have any pudding!

—Eduardo Sanchez

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  1. IF the seal hunt was run and profited by the hunters instead of some big sealing company, THEN maybe it could be managed properly…
    People should be protesting the historical and current raping of our precious renewable resources by big business, NOT taking the piss out of the people who are actually just trying to feed their families…
    If you ever eat ‘feed-lot beef’ or ‘caged chicken’, then you should just shut the fuck up about the goddamn seal hunt.

  2. hahaaha, lovinglife you are so right.

    this isnt natural selection, OP. its just idiocy.

  3. What? Are you sure he wasn’t mentally unstable? Stopping a bus to club a stuffed seal seems extreme.

  4. if he were mentally unstable he wouldn’t be trusted to be a driver for public transit.

    and mentally unstable people don’t ask people, “think I should?” before doing a ridiculous act.

  5. Hey they want the ‘right’ to put a bloody seal on the sidewalk…He wants the ‘right’ to club the seal bloody. Seems like a win win situation & eveybody got what they wanted & we get to laugh about it 😉

  6. Man, I wish I could have watched that… Just out of curiosity, do the protesters advocate ending the seal hunt altogether, or simply making the actually killing more merciful ?

  7. Fat writes, “…if he were mentally unstable he wouldn’t be trusted to be a driver for public transit”

    What makes you think there’s a mental stability requirement for a bus driver? Imagine if you were required to prove mental stability to get or keep a job… it doesn’t happen as such an assessment would qualify as discrimination.

  8. Um, I’m pretty sure there IS a mental stability requirement for being a bus driver. If that driver woke up one day and said “Fuck my life, this sucks”, there lies the possibility for a suicide plus mass slaughter if he decides to take a joyride off the Mac. In a few of my resumes, it has asked the question. It also asks what meds you’re on just in case.

  9. Okay Dino, how does one go about proving mental stability to an employer when discrimination is illegal and which employers have the right to violate doctor/patient privilege?

    BTW You probably shouldn’t ask questions in your resume

  10. There is no mental stability clause in MT’s hiring, though you do have to submit to a physical. Kay’s right, way too much potential for discrimination.

  11. It’s all funny until the next time the bus driver thinks you are a seal, or maybe he just wants to hit you just cause………..Maybe a little kid who’s wearing a seal hat….. death by Metro Transit driver!

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