Please, riders of the buses in our fair city, you must know that a conversation on a bus is not a private one. Rider 1 with friend, please don’t talk about how your daughter crushed her foot and had to have blood drained with a needle. Rider 2 on cell phone, please don’t gab loudly on how you had bad diarrhea this morning. I nearly lost my lunch, which, I suppose would make for another inappropriate bus ride story. We all have to sit together, please have some consideration. —Number 10 Girl
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.
Headphones. Use them.
I agree with matron… However, headphones tend to work best when attached to a music player of some sort (MP3, cell phone, disc man, old school walkman, ect)
:p
the ones i get a kick out of, are those that go into detail about how they were fucked and/or how much cum the guy washed them out with. that was the shittiest ride in awhile. leave that for a private phone call, or fucking facecrackbook, willya.
lol Obviously, Snap. 😛
LOL LIFE SUCKS. Let me guess, the passenger was a bowlegged chick with hoop earrings on the Spryfield bus route? Damn, for $2.25 it’s hilarious the entertainment public transport provides. Still not worth using though.
I like listening to cell phone conversations on the bus. I find it to be amusing especially if the person is yelling.
I’d probably go crazy on the bus without Grimace (my purple ipod — yes I named him Grimace! stop judging me!).
Actually, I should elaborate. I wouldn’t go crazy from listening to diarrhea stories or foot-blood draining stories….shit like that doesn’t gross me out (the only thing, really that grosses me out is snot. Not even joking — I could talk about diarrhea while eating and it wouldn’t bug me…but someone blows their nose while I’m even THINKING about food and it makes me lose my appetite), it’s just…people in general that piss me off on the bus. As strange as this sounds, the bus is my “thinking place” and I can’t think with all the annoying mouth breathers and people with their stupid voices and dumb conversations. Nothing better than putting Grimace on and daydreaming on the bus in the morning without distraction 🙂
I’ll up you one LS. I just love the teenagers that talk about popping a cap in someones ass. How my boyfriend is still in jail. I fuckin’ bitchslpped that mofo, and the list goes on.
I predict a grim future for some of these individuals.
Amusing at the least.
You know what sucks about getting old. I see people on the street or at the mall and I have to think – Where have I seen them before – COPS, Judge Judy or The Sportsplex Terminal.
Sux >: (
I beg to differ. The days where I get to listen to bizarre bus conversations just makes the bus ride go by faster and give me some free amusement.
first it was the people of gallfart, now it should be the people of betyo transhit? yeah, there are some very interesting shit going on around us, and sometimes, wish i had a mini recorder to tape a lot of it. i don’t take a bus that often, but yeah, 2.25 is cheap entertainment.
i imagine p.d.g., has his share of tales to tell, where the hell is he anyway?
and seb., no actually, she was about 12 or so, and on the bus going to darkside.
I love how g-units talk about how they have access to mac-10s and uzis. Hmm, if you can afford automatic weapons then why the fuck are you still riding the bus?!
I walk
I like to mind my own buisness on the bus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9PS7S8cln8
Sounds like you’ve all been listening to my mother.
Oh, and don’t forget the scumbag drivers. Saw a girl get on the bus once and she was in tears. The bus driver asked her what was wrong and she said her boyfriend just had an operation and was not doing well. Then, the fucking driver hit on her and asked her what she was doing that night. Fucking red-headed (no longer works there) piece of shit!!!!
Anyone speak to PG recently?
She’s been on the milk carton 3 days . She alluded to an old back problem exacerbated by either vomitus profundis or fever-induced night wrestling with Xerxes and his Persians, How are you doing Rosie?
I’ve been worried about the bread lady too really hoping she’s starting to feel better.
Glad to hear your alive miss rosie! How’s everything? How was the move? Any luck on the job front? I’ve been thinking about ya! 🙂
Get better soon pain-bead-sister-girl!
Let me try that again…this time avec proof-reading:
Get better soon pain-bread-sister-girl!
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/20…
Is it just me, or is Bono starting to show his age.
I actually liked the title “Pain-Bead…”
As I read it… “Pain Bead”, I thought….’I wonder what that is. & I wonder how much it could hurt’ ?!?
But that’s just the way my brains wired, so many spliffffs, so little time !
You probably don’t want to google it. NSFW. Although it might be a good question for Dan Savage.
I agree with the poster. I have overheard a guy brag that his grandfather got him a hooker when he turned 16 and continued to brag about his sex life. Headphones are useful however that person was NOT Don Juan!
Ivan – your pic of Bono/Moammar – the medal on the top line 3rd in was for not falling asleep during NS performance, or lack thereof at the winter solstice yawnfest games.
LOL Baz. I think he’s also wearing the U.S.Navy Cross, for providing targets for F-14 pilots back in the 80’s. Of course, Moe’s old drinking buddy Idi Amin had the VC, so….