To the girl on the Spring Garden #1 this morning that got bumped by my ample hips as I tried to squeeze by. I want to apologize, I was trying to move to the back of the bus and I said excuse me, but I’m not sure you heard me. I also said sorry as I realized I had bumped you but I’m not sure you heard me as I kept moving. Again, my apologies, just trying to move right to the back!
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.


Curious if this is a very passive agressive note about the girl not moving back or not…
If I was the bumpee in this situation I would have used a little TV humour, pointed at a pole, then pointed at you and said “You, shake your junk”… did this on a subway once in montreal and everyone had a great laugh.
I forgot about that commercial, I thought it was funny, just the way he said it. You cannot properlly communicate the tone of his voice through here