Oh 18, I’ve always disliked you, but going straight by me just because the two people ahead did not want to go on, without stopping, without even opening your door, without even looking in the mirror as I frantically waved, yelled and ran to get on is just… plain… cold.

You’re cold 18, way too cold for a bus that passes every half hour… when you’re on your best behaviour. —Bus 18 Psychoanalyst

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  1. something tells me that the driver in the dog house or some form of punishment gets to run the ‘Universities’ route….

    only sounds fair.

  2. It’s that way with Phys-ed teachers too. Anyone who sets out in life with the aim of “teaching” gym class deserves to spend the next 25 years explaining Fartlek training to 12 year olds.

  3. The 18’s a prime route and the drivers who drive it are some of the friendliest out there.

    Out of all the routes, the 18’s WAY less ghetto.

  4. I can’t believe it’s been over a year and I still haven’t seen PK’s bus riding, pole dancing fiesta…
    drat and curses.

  5. Harvard Auto Sales is having their inferno sales, deals so hot it’ll singe your eyebrows. lol. Go buy a freaking car if you don’t like the bus.

  6. Wave for the bus when you see it approaching. Move ahead of the people in front of you if they’re not getting on. Don’t be such a fucking pussy.

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