Since it’s Valentine’s day, I thought I’d submit something nice. I’m a member at the YMCA and I just want to say how much I love the Burpee Couple. The Burpee Couple are better than you and me. They’re superior and they want everyone to know. How? By doing burpees and other distracting exercises in the middle of the weight room. There’s a huge empty space with mats where you can stretch and exercise all you want, but no, The Burpee Couple must jump up and down and contort right in front of you. They never smile or laugh. I don’t think there are exercises for personality. But they’re definitely better.
I love you, Burpee Couple. Happy Valentines!
—F. Booth
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.
I had to look this one up…Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, not.
Sorry this is your workout entertainment. I would much prefer the makeup-caked fashionista who totter about trying to pickup the creatine junkies (I also love that many of these guys have over-developed upper bodies and scrawny legs…hilarious).
“I also love that many of these guys have over-developed upper bodies and scrawny legs…hilarious”
Hahahah, like Millhouse in The Simpsons’ flash-forward episode.