…is the mark of a congenital ass-hat. I’m not talking campfires, bonfires, wood stoves, last years leaves, next years grass or any combustion connected with cooking or warmth.
I’m talking about making a public display out of burning something. There is no excuse, no context, no mitigating circumstance. Abso-fucking-lutely none! If you believe that you need to prove a point by igniting something and prancing about in some atavistic Lord of the Flies type ritual and cheering while it burns, be it a book, a heretic, a cross, a flag, a police car, a witch, an embassy, a skyscraper or your 17 year old daughter who wants to wear make-up and date Canadian boys do us all a great big god-damned favor and die. Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars and for fuck’s sake do not breed.
The world is chock full o’ morons as it us, but most of us, at least have learned to NOT PLAY WITH FUCKING MATCHES!
Here endeth the lesson. —Colonel Smokey the Spetsnaz
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.
The unfortunately truth about morons is that it is impossible to reason with them. Especially morons that are in a position of power. But they are also cowards. Either way I agree with your desire to see them succumb to the very fate they intend to bestow upon their victims, whether it be a book…. or whatever else. Truly they are playing with fire, both literally and metaphorically.
morons breed, that is a fact. another fact also, that in turn, their spawn breeds too. and the cycle goes on. why can’t we have neugenic or some kind of selection of kids? and col. my col., i don’t think i will be able to make it on the sat. coming. prior commitments i completely forgot about, and was reminded of last night. however, the following sat. is free, and maybe you and rosie can share a brew for me on the morrow. will be in touch.
this is the same *church* that protests military funerals because of *the* gays…nice bitchin general. screee
“Here endeth the lesson”.
When are we going to learn about pointed sticks?
You put it better than I could ever hope to Jonno. Danke.
Cool Lifer, give me a heads up. One way or another, the Bitcher’s Summit will happen.
And so it goes, things have happened since I submitted this. I’m in a bit of a better mood. Reverend Nutsack has pulled back from the brink and probably doubled his congregation to a whopping 50. The Islamic world continues to devoutly believe that the Satanic Crusaders of Amreeka are at war with them, despite all evidence to the contrary. American flag and lighter fluid vendors in the Middle east continue to make money hand over fist.
And, as soon as I hit the send button I recalled the image of Nicholas Cage in a Wicker Man, thus providing the exception to every rule.
Happy Friday Bitch Buds. Rawk, Screee, Snort, Grrrr. Hee-Haw, and Roooooooooo. >; )
Bitcher’s Summit, I’d love to get in on that too, plz.
Having a chat with you folks sound like a good way to pass some time and kill a couple beers.
all are welcome in the bizarro world of the bitch
WARNING: continued use can become habit forming
But let them burn, it’s easier to see who the idiots are.
Burning is bad for the environment. If they’re books being burnt, how about shredding them, then using the shredded paper to create toilet paper, and then using that toilet paper to wipe asses in a nursing home that has a noravirus outbreak?
Because you can’t have a weeney roast at a book shredding.
Excellent bitch. I agree 100%. Sigh. Craziness. And I also agree about the habit forming nature of the bitch board. If my work life wasn’t so wacko at the moment I’d be here more often – but I’m in for the Bitchers Summit.
Happy Friday to all. Sooooo looking forward to the first brew of the day in a couple short hrs.
Stop with the burning – The Crazy World of Arthur Browns song “fire” won’t get out of my head!!!!!
I say why just burn 1 book of religious fiction ?
Burn them all… Burn the bibles, every version you can find, the Talmud, the book of Mormon & toss in a copy of the Buddist teaching & whatever else you can find & make sure you use L Ron Hubbards Scientology book as the starter !
Make sure you’ve got a bunch of long thin sticks, a BIG bag of marshmellows & do something useful with that boring fiction you’re burning !
“Where they burn books, they will end in burning human beings.” Heinrich Heine 1821
Qin Shi Huang 213BC
Fahrenheit 451
May 10, 1933
excellent another nerd…mmm information^^merci hg. words rawk
They used to burn books in the 60’s. It was ignorant then and even more ignorant now
I believe in owners rights.
You own the book & you want to burn it.
Go for it.
I don’t see any reason why I or anyone else should be able to dictate to you whether you can burn your own property or not !?!
After all ,I bought 4 cords of hardwood, granted I bought it because I want to burn it this winter…but if I could get a pile of religious books that would heat my place as nice as my woodstove does burning logs , & for a better price…just back that tandem truck load of bibles over here sir & dump them by the wood cradles .
but you’re not a media whore throwing gasoline on the flames…for warmth all bets are off, t’other wise it’s evil wabble wousing. rooooo
Gee, ahem, thanks PG, for that nice ahem compliment;)
I just find the idea a little unsettling.
On the up-side, Qin Shi Huang got rid of all the philosophers.
“What if he’s got a bunch?”
“Shut up!”
“What if he’s got a pointed stick?”
“Shut up!”
Didn’t Nazis burn books?
I’m going to burn the Israeli flag and see what happens then.
“…chock full o’ morons as it us…” hahahahahaaaaaa! Welcome to my world Col.! *mouse ears*
I guess the guy didn’t get the news that we have gone digital.
There are 451 degrees of separation between this man, and the rest of sane society. Couldn’t he burn disco records instead?
@NGF – at best, that would get you a scholarship to Concordia. At worst… same thing. >; )
I’m sure all the Pythoners noticed the Rev.’s name is Terry Jones… hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
What an idiot you are! So are all of you people for praising this twat!
Whoever you are, you THINK you have intellectual wit but you don’t…you’re just crazy. Calling someone out for wanting to burn a book (tho I personally disagree with this method) & then claiming you want them to “die” because of it, couldn’t be anymore INSANE!
YOU my dear are a hypochrite of crazies & are just as terrible or worse! Chill the fuck out.
i can only think of terry jones as bwian’s mother rosie^^love them when they do drag
“Angus Podgorny, wha’ DO you mean?”
Kids In The Hall did good drag. Dave Foley, when he did Josette, the quebec prozzie. If I had to, absolutley HAD to do a guy, matter of life and death, it would have been him.
Now, on the other hand, he looks like SOBova’s sour, bitter , feminazi college friend. YIKES!
Oh, and just for fun… I looked up the proper way to dispose of old bibles (aka torn, ratty, an eyesore to the motel room) and ironically, it’s burning.
Supposedly that applies to korans as well. You just can’t appear to enjoy doing it, that’s all. >; )
I see…. no, I don’t… not really. (whatever the symbol for confused is)
Just the religious whack jobs fuckin with our heads.
Freedom From Religion. Rawk!
Yeah! Freedom from religion! Testify brother! Oh… wait… (freedom from religion)
To Jones, Col & BR.
http://leasticoulddo.com/
Love It!. As the jihad recruiters and diddler priests say – “Get ’em when they’re young and they’re yours forever”.
@ Colonel: I’ll take it! I’m thinking of a PhD eventually.
For the Kids, drag fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiI0ydrw_QU…
Lol >; ) How about some “Sex Girl Patrol”
Thank you Hugo! Good stuff! Rawk!