To the asshole who stole an old black Epiphone Les Paul from an apartment off Spring Garden on Tuesday night (and bled all over our stairwell): Her name is Grace and she needs love. Her ninth fret is worn to shit, especially around her G string and she likes to give you a lot of static. Be nice to her, though, she’s old. You probably won’t get more than twenty or thirty bucks for her. I hope the crack you buy with that money fries your already pickled brain, and I hope that whoever ends up with her will love her for the big old ornery black bitch that she is. —Lonely and Angry
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
WheelieP? Roooooooooooooooo.
Brutal.
Fuuuck. That would piss me off.
Check kijji.
Ivan, I can’t see wheeliep with an Epiphone.
LaA – if you ever get Grace back, let me know & I’ll show you how to get rid of the static(it’s just a loose/dirty component).
Maybe there’ll be some poetic justice and the thief will get tetanus.
Not me.
It’s such a bummer when assholes steal something as personal as a gtar.
An Epiphone Les Paul is a hunk of shit though.
Good luck in recovering it.
Glad it wasn’t you; pissed off for the OP. Fucking criminals.
OP, how’d the burglar get in? You had the doors and windows locked, right, RIGHT? If not, no pity for you or the guitar in the gutter.
Friend of mine had 2 guitars stolen at once. I heard that it’s crackheads and some dealers are accepting musical equipment as currency kinda like ipods or laptops.
Since when does an inanimate object need love?
On occasion, I’ve beend described as an inanimate object;)
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Stealing a fella’s guitar is the lowest. @ weeliep: I have an epi casino that sings songs all on its own … which is great ’cause I’m such a ham-fisted player. It’s a great ax, but completely different from my Rics. Now there’s a guitar. Serial numbers recorded, shot-gun loaded, beartrap just waiting for thieving wank’s body parts…. Tough break OP. You will have another guitar … and your playing will be that much better.
I’ll bet the guy got 2 blocks away and had fun smashing it into pieces Jimi Hendrix style.