Yeah, so I had the misfortune of being at the BLIP for a bit today. I was approaching the lights from the parking lot, cruising by the A&W when I see this guy walk out carrying his burger and fries and walk right out off of the sidewalk portion of the A&W almost getting smoked by a silver SUVish rig. I saw the whole thing. He walked right out of the store and right into the path of the vehicle. They honk at him. He flips the bird. The car gets beside the douche and with windows down they probably either a) told him that he almost got smoked, b) that he’s a fucking idiot, or c) all of the above. So what does this wank do after they say something to them? He keys their fucking car as they pull away. WTF is wrong with people? Anyway, the SUV guy kept on going, but dude, if you see this, you’re an asshole.
Oh, and I stopped in the Rona for a minute (didn’t buy anything, its fucking useless) and they’ve got Christmas shit up as soon as you walk in the door. Fuck.
—Cranky
This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2009.
If it was me who as a bystander witnessed the whole thing, I would have taken down SUV Guy’s plate number, followed “Burger Muncher” to his vehicle to take down his vehicle info (if he was at BLIP he was no doubt driving) and reported the incident to the police.
christmas…holy fuckin jesus christ…leave us be to buy our pumpkins and be ghoulish…the fat bearded one will get his
I don’t think I was completely clear: the pedestrian walked out of the building and into oncoming traffic without looking (I should have mentioned that before, sorry).
james, yeah, but I was sick enough of the BLIP to want to spend any more time there than necessary. The guy in the SUV obviously didn’t care, I think his passenger had a quick glance to make sure Burger Muncher didn’t do any actual damage before they rolled away.
I hear ya…the car loads of idiots in BLIP make me cranky too; get in and get out.
Don’t worry, if the cars don’t get him, the heard attack burgers will.
I was in rona the other night and noticed the same thing. It sent fucking shivers down my spine.