I have a (ground) beef to pick with you! Thanks Coast for ruining my appetite for burgers this week. The cover of disgusting hairy toes, and half eaten food falling on the ground ruined the image of a beautiful pristine burger. Next time put a sock on it- the feet at least. —Burger Babe

This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2014.

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  1. I learned that when I was overseas last year that the beef there may have been mixed with horse… enjoyed the burgers though!

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  2. a beautiful pristine burger???? it’s dead cow, ground up and burnt. wrapped in dried up grass kernels that have been smashed to a powder, then mixed with chicken embryos and squirts from a cow’s udder to make a bun. add some fried roots sprinkled with beach leavings.

    did you know that babies come from the stork? all washed and powdered and wrapped in a gender appropriate blankie. no piss, shit or vomit allowed.

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  3. I wanna know who wrote this burger bitch cuz I wrote the other one – we’re “sole” mates. lol

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  4. No_fool…
    you’re the type of person who,
    when done stuffing burgers in your stupid head,
    wipes your face off with the bag.

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  5. Zeddy you da typa dude who can’t afford burgers so ya eat boogers. I got me some napkins in da bag bitch, so after I’m done my scarfins, den you can save dis bag n reuse it for toilet paper later when you cleanin’ up after your boyfriend.

    BOO YAW

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