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what kind of under the table bj favor did you do to get to review the bruce springstein new cd? any idiot can just tell the boss to fuckoff.
now, admit you’re a no one bj-ber and give your spot to someone who knows how to review an album and have better stock of vocabulary.
—bruce springstein hater
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.
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“admit you’re a no one bj-ber and give your spot to someone who knows how to review an album and have better stock of vocabulary.”
Truly, sir, your syntax is akin to the sweet, golden breath of angels.
has it actually been proven that its golden breath? i hope its cinnaminny as well.
and hater…its always funny to read someone commenting on anothers poor grammar/vocab/spelling when they flub their own. bravo.
I’ve never claimed to have a good stock of vocabulary.
Fuck I hate bruce springstein. he looks ands sounds like a cocaine burnout, with a shitty hint of the 80’s.
If you don’t like Bruce, there is something wrong with you and you have no taste whatsoever
molerat….wasnt commenting on your commenting on haters vocab. i was saying its funny hes raggin on someone and his vocab sucks
This is the Bruce reviewer here. He does give great head. He’s been around for ages, of course he does! After I was done spraying all over the room, I then of course wrote a review that TRASHES THE ENTIRE ALBUM SAVE FOR THE MENTION OF ONE SONG, IN THE LAST LINE.
I am not getting into a Bruce love/hate war here. I love the Boss too but I found his most recent album cheesy. I was thusly conflicted and tried to convey this in a very important and utterly world-shaking review. As always, if you hate how people review your musical heroes, you could try coming to the Coast, talking to Sue and picking up an album yourself. In the OP’s case, however, that would necessitate learning to spell and not being a total fucking wanker.
John – I realized that after I posted. I need teh work on my reeding compryhenshun.
“The Boss” isnt that good!
Lang, I think OP thinks that you gave me a BJ for the honour of reviewing “Bruce Springstein”‘s album. Which would be tricky business. For the record, that was one of my favourite reviews, and Lang didn’t give me a BJ to say that.
I know. I’m so confused. Girls can’t give each other BJs! That’s UNPOSSIBLE
Man I was clad when my computer overheated during the superbowl…. Right at start of half-time after buddy did the “face-plant slide into the endzone” for the 20th replay.
Once I got the cooling pad going and got back on the feed, he was doing the guitar swing-arounds and it was over.
best timing ever.
and Mole-rat, keep the sarcasm coming… t’s tough to pull off in text but you’ve found your niche.
Bruce isn’t a friend of anyone at The Coast, so he won’t make the paper.