God, I want you. —Ash W.
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I love doing #2s, too.
hahaha… what???? how should this one be interpreted? Is the OP constipated? Or does the OP refer to their “lovers” by number?
I want you. You’re my #2. Ah shucks, there goes my heart all beat, beat, beat.
Let’s assume she’s talking about someone and not waiting for a bus in the cold or needing to use the facilities in the worst way too.
L O L
Or maybe the OP has a poop fetish, and in particular, a cold poop fetish, like they like to take a dump in a jar, put it in their freezer for a few days, then rub it on themselves. Better email Dan Savage about this one!
here i am ash, all yours, get hold of me on ltwwb.
ash, I had you and don’t want you again…you will remain freezing for # 3