To the lady on the MacKay bridge at 8:45am in the Blue Chevy Cavalier Coup. If you choose to dig into your nose like you have lost something of value up there, I beg of you, do it in the comfort of your own home. Do not drive over the bridge and all the way down Robie plowing through your boogs and subjecting those around you to see your disgusting fingers up your disgusting nose. I swear at one point you did a 180-degree-elbow-flailing-olympic-pick and I died a little inside and puked in my mouth. Maybe I’m out of line, maybe you have every right to pick when and where you choose with no regard for the surrounding cars. Everyone picks… I get that, sometimes you just gotta pick. But time and a place my friend, time and a place. I actually gagged when I saw you in my rearview mirror. Tact: the ability to leave the boogs up there before someone gags. That’s the new definition. I swear, it’s on dictionary.com. Well, it should be.
—Booger Free Drive to Work for All
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
I once caught a coworker digging out his nose gold with a pair of tweezers. Ouch and gross. Let’s hope your Boogie Lady was shaking the Mayor’s hand this morning.
Here comes the next insane city or provincial law. LOL
“plowing through your boogs”, haha
That really is nasty, especially the way you put it.
You were watching her in your rear view mirror over the bridge and all the way down Robie, even though you were that disgusted? When you see something that makes you die a little inside or puke in your mouth, look away. Easy peasy. I’d also feel better knowing that she was in front of you as opposed to behind, yes we do need to check our mirrors quite often, but you’re supposed to look at the other cars, not so much in them… Why care how disgusting the other drivers are, as long as they’re paying attention to the road and watching where they are going?
To me it sounds like you guys have double standards…You can fart wherever you want but she can not pick her nose in her own car..That disgusts you?…I thought you guys were all talking about bodily functions and stuff like that when someone bitched about farting in public…
BTW, I am anti both farting and picking your nose in public..
lol eww thats fucken nasty. but i have to say, this is the worst time of years for boogers.