To The worst BRIDEZILLA this city has ever seen.
To start with, you have no Friends, you you ask someone who you have known about a year, and you don”t even Hang-out with that person, to be a bridesmaid.
So this unfortunate soul has 2 options, say No thanks. Of course you would flip-out and never speak to her again. OR She could agree, then realize that it’s a Freakin’ nightmare to have to deal with you and your White-trash bridal party.
So, she tekls you that she has neither the time or the Money to commit to your pathetic -tacky wedding.
Just because you finally got the poor – sap of BF of yours to settle for you, and ask you to marry him, does not give the right to act like the world revolves around you.
You left him four times already, and cheated on him….WOW !
SO, now he has paid all your bills… Money is no object for you, so you think that your wedding party should be able to spend $300 on a trashy dress for your trashy wedding.
Not to mention shoes, accessories etc.
Some of work for a living, we don’t have the luxury of calling in sick with a “migraine” every other day….
So, here’s to the crazy-paranoid, soon to be bride that wants to get knocked-up on the wedding night, so you can make your husband stay at home 24 -7 to look after your brats. Cause god knows you won’t lift a finger!
We’ll see how long you stay married, before he wakes up and realizes that he settled for white-trash-getto ?
This article appears in May 15-21, 2008.


This is what makes this town such a “nice” place to live. Two-faced bitches without backbone posing as your “friends” while outwardly insulting you in a public forum.OP, Why don’t you be a real friend a confront this person with truth? Why not be a ‘good Samaritan’ and fill in the groom to be? It’s not like YOU have anything to lose here. You could save everybody a lot of money, pain and hassle if you’d just find some courage and tell your “friends” how it really is. Perhaps the idea that she plans to get knocked up on her wedding night could motivate you… as long as you stand by and do nothing you are dooming that child to a broken home… yes YOU.
“Some of work for a living, we don’t have the luxury of calling in sick with a “migraine” every other day….”You obiviously have never had a migraine.. if she is indeed a migraine sufferer then STFU.. as one myself. a migraine can absolutly ruin everything, they last for hours, days and sometimes weeksThis is a pointless bitch, youre obiviously not her friend so piss off..
Let her bitch!