To the positively miserable couple who went out for dessert the other night:

It was horrible to have to listen to the aggressive and callous undertones with which you spoke to each other – for the entirety of your dessert date. I don’t know why nor how nobody has set you straight yet: You have to break up. Your relationship is over. It’s beyond over. If you can’t stop attacking each other – even in public, even over a piece of cheesecake – it’s over. You don’t love each other, and you both deserve better. Give up your childish attachment issues, stop embarrassing and degrading yourselves, and do everyone in your life an enormous favour by BREAKING UP. Overhearing to your acerbic voices for all of 30 minutes filled me with anxiety, sympathy and disdain. —The Pleasant Server

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  1. Ahhhh yeah probably some old married couple’s ‘date night’. Yup there’s love for ya!!!! She was probably hoping he would choke on his cheesecake. In other words,…. ‘when friendship turns to henshit!’ Love those married couples!!!!! lol

  2. some couples argue just so they can go home to a night of crazy makeup sex. But you’re probably right op. That’s sad.

  3. This isn’t the sort of argument that “old, married couples” have. This was likely a pair of high-school sweethearts looking down the barrel of beauty- or clown-college separation and unable to cope with each having different experiences that the other may or may not approve of. They’ve convinced each other that their love is forever and that, goddammit, it’s going to be forever no matter how miserable they make themselves, each other and everyone around them in the bargain. One of them is going to have to bite the bullet for all mankind and cheat on the other so that they’ll finally be able to break up.

  4. “some couples argue just so they can go home to a night of crazy makeup sex. But you’re probably right op. That’s sad.”

    The crazy make up sex sounds good. lol

    Two people who like each other too shy to meet for the first time or an old married couple too used to each other to split up, four people who are making their friend’s and family miserable.They need to make themselves happy.

  5. ol marieed cuple that i get. ughgh it canget reely boreing. same ol thing. why o why do yu think i turnd to cookees. i think cookeees ar bettr then sex anyhow. sur tast beter no offens to tha ol woman, it jes is. thats lif.

  6. Used to have a couple who lived next door to me and they never had a good thing to say to each other but when the husband died suddenly, you saw how much the wife was distraught and missed her mate. She died less than a couple years later. Bet you before she died she wished she could have taken back all the nasty remarks she spewed at her husband. Too late for that.

  7. “STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK YOUR BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT YOU”

    Is a fucking crock of shit.

    tubunit Believe me,I can get all the sex i want …cookies…as long as they are Painy’s Christmas cookies.Thanks again Painy.

  8. THAT sex I DONT WANNA SEE!lolololol Oh I’m jus KIDDING!! #1TUBUNIC I mean #1WogDog stop FLIRTING with BuRo! What would GARY think?lolololol

    xoxoxoxoxoxo

    #1SnogDog
    Its all for love,baby!

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