We miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. We miss you more than that movie missed the point and that’s an awful lot, fille d’agonie. And now, you’ve been away a week and all we’re trying to say is – Pearl Harbor sucked, and we miss you. We need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school. He was terrible in that film and your back hurts. We need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. He’s way better than Affleck and we miss your funny links. And now all we can think about is your warmth and humour and that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and we miss you. Rooo. —Team Ivan – Bitcher’s Police

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  1. Aaawwwww. I choked up reading this. We miss you so much Miss Pain!!! We’ve been thinking about you lots and hoping for a quick recovery! Xoxoxo

  2. we miss you like Tom Cruise misses sanity…
    Like Oprah misses homemade grits…
    Like Mr. Zinck misses his home…
    😉
    it’s that much,

  3. thanks to ice and pain meds the bulging discs are shrinking…now i wait for my shots could be a while but i really miss you guys. the bear is a good nurse but you guys rawk *sob*

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