To my lovely neighbours in a small five-unit apartment building in Dartmouth somewhere off of Windmill Road: Umm…are you fucking deaf or do you really feel the need to have your TV so loud that everyone can hear it and your video games all the fucking time? As if it isn’t bad enough that you walk around as if you’re trying to break a hole in the ice on a frozen lake, but then you gotta’ crank up your fuckin surround sound so that it sounds like you’re in a Stones concert.
Well why not? What kind of neighbours wouldn’t want a bunch of noise constantly rumbling into their home when they’re trying to relax after a long day? You live in a small one-bedroom apartment, not a ball park. Do you not realize that other people live around you? Do you really think we like to hear your noise? Surround sound is not appropriate for small apartments in old buildings fuckhead. I can barely hear my own TV from the other room yet I here your entertainment unit from the whole damn apartment. At least I have the decency to only have my media devices loud enough for me to hear them and not the whole fucking building. It’s one thing if you can’t control some of the noise you make but stomping around and jacking up the volume is totally ignorant and unnecessary.
And is all you do at home is play video games all day/night? Whenever I’m here I all I hear is you. If it wasn’t for your crappy squeaky bed, I’d assume you where a 30-year-old virgin. Who else spends that much time playing video games? Why don’t you go get a life so the rest of us can relax for once? I can’t wait to move outta here. Sick and tired of hearing all your gawd damn noise—turn it the fuck down you fucking brain-donor reject. Earplugs can only do so much. —Respectfully Quiet
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
I, for one, am addicted to Team Fortress 2, but I wear headphones.
“We must push little cart!”
“We must stop little babies!”
“Look at little babies running from sandvich!”
And @ the OP, ask your neighbour to get some headphones, you can get some quality stuff for cheap these days.
You’ll have to join my server.
Wow that sounds like a pick-up line for the 21st century…
Many, many lulz.
I’m on console unfortunately, maybe someday though.
The couple that live above me walk really loud as well. I don’t understand how or why you would walk around like that. It sounds like they walk around on their heels all the time.
I do that. 🙂 I dunno, elephant stomping was always how I walked.
and it’s better in VG to wear the headphones so you know whether they are flanking right or left… rather than hear it (loudly) and not be able to tell on which side you’re about to be blown away.
I do hate that I can’t use my stereo though…
need to get a house somewhere in the suburbs.
I live alone …in the country, & I CRANK my surround sound system at 3 in the morning if i want to.
The deer , the coyotes & the skunks have never complained.
You Know, until just now, I never stopped to think about what great neighbors they truely are ~;)
call the cops, and keep calling til these fools get the idea to shut the fuck up. or as a very last resort, take a baseball bat, go there, smash those things to fuck, then go home. wait til cops show up at your door, and tell them you went temporarily insane for the fucking noise blasting all the time. big deal, you might get charged, but hey, bet they won’t fuck with you again. if you are a female, tell them you have pms, that is always good for getting you off with even murder.
ok, anyone who ever takes ANY advice from LS has a moral obligation to ensure it is posted to Youtube in its entirety…
I have to admit that, lately, LIFE SUCKS’s posts have been making me chuckle more than any other poster here. And hey, he’s my net-buddy! My IBFF.
it would go virul in a flash,zzz.
you could start your own channel…
and it would prove useful for when the people have to go to court.
hey q., if you are bored sometime, check out that site chatroulette.com
it’s fucking wild, lots of pussy and dick, for those that indulge in either one.
I ruined chatroulette!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60
tell the truth ml…is that you?
i don’t care it was funny
Hah ML that was fucking awesome!!
No, not me, my videos are a little more…racy.
nuff said…i would rather imagine what you bitches look like using my fertile imagination
Maybe they are hard of hearing… I know I am.
the best one is the sponge bob mask, he is a fucking hoot. but there is the chick with the cuke too. the verrrrry long one.
fertile imagination… mmm, interesting choice of words… not suggestive at all….
when I think of what the bitchers could look like, my throbbing cranium just pulsates with creative juices until I can’t stand it anymore….
yep. harlequin, here I come.
you just need more pink walls in your life zZz…calms my cranium
This wouldn’t be one of three identical brick buildings under the old brige would it? I lasted 2 months in #90 until the company with the blue signs showed their true customer relation skills, or lack thereof.
‘pink walls’ eh…
oh my.
steamy.