We’ve never spoken, but I’d like to say thank you for giving me something nice to look at during class. I don’t think I could endure the boredom were you not there in your plaid shirted ruggedness for me to dream about. You might just be the most beautiful boy on earth. Never leave (class or earth).—Bored in Class
This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.


I can see this class going well.
get your head in the game…
learn something while you’re there would ya?
she’s in the process of learning a hard lesson on the disillusionment that follows when you romanticize about rugged boys in a plaid lumber jackets.