My my aren’t you just sizzzlingly hot! —Girl

This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.

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  1. Girl,

    you are almost as specific as the thing over there…. that thing with the stuff….

    -Boy

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  2. You know, I dunno what ladies around here are smoking, but the number of hot straight males in this city is really REALLY pathetically low.

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  5. you’re in the wrong demographic, the 60’s and older ladies are wetting their panties…
    at least I THINK it’s because of the guys…

    and if it’s just for ‘hotness’… what does it matter if they are gay?

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  6. Typically, gay men won’t fuck you.

    Typically. There are some exceptions out there.

    But excuse me for wanting to not vomit every time I look at my partner.

    And hot isn’t just about physical features. It’s in the personality too, and there’s not a lot to choose from in these parts.

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  7. “But excuse me for wanting to not vomit every time I look at my partner. “

    maybe he’s into that….
    maybe because he has to be….
    because he’s so ugly.

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  8. “maybe he’s into that….” …. I’m in a Human Sexuality class this semester and we got a talk from a real live prostitute currently working here in Halifax. I did enjoy her but boy oh boy … some of the things she’s said ppl have requested makes vomit look like the pleasant alternative.

    Also, on ‘1000 ways to die’ a lady dies that way. She had emetophilia and got thown up on by a hot dog comp guy … a hot dog got lodged in her throat then … dead.

    OK. That’s my story of the day, lolz.

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  9. death by choking on someone else’s half eaten hotdog…
    sounds like darwin was looking over her shoulder.

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