just had a night out which was partly ruined by agro heavyweights. we’re tired of lame-o bouncers trying to look cool by appearing to be tough. after you messed up with the math, we were calm and walked. you’ll probably never forget how dumb you looked. i won’t mention which p(articular) pub this was but rest assured, we’ll never be back.
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2008.
Chef is dead. For realsies. *sniff*