I went out to a bar for Mr. Keith’s birthday. It was me and my friend. We drank before going out and upon arriving we were ID’d as usual. Now I don’t look very old and I’m only 19 and so is my friend. The bouncer looked at my driver’s license and said it was good. My friend showed her driver’s license and he said he wanted a second piece, she showed her other 3 or 4 pieces that she had on her and he rejected her. He had absolutely no good reason to do that besides to be a dick. And she is legitimately 19. Needless to say I was pissed. So I pressed into the bouncer and started giving him shit, next thing I know I was in cuffs and thrown in the drunk tank and missed a day of work. I think it’s ridiculous of the bouncer to do this, some of them are on a power trip and should not have their jobs. If he just would have let her in, everyone’s night would have been great, especially mine. —What’s the Point of IDs
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
“We drank before going out. Needless to say I was pissed. So I pressed into the bouncer and started giving him shit, next thing I know I was in cuffs and thrown in the drunk tank and missed a day of work. I think it’s ridiculous of the bouncer to do this, some of them are on a power trip.”
Drunken power trips on bouncers NEVER work out well. What were you expecting to happen? At this point you should have taken your drunken power trippin’ asses to one of the hundreds of other drinking establishments and tried there. Or failing that, taken your drunken asses home to sober up. Learn how to drink and behave responsibly little boy or girl.
‘…So I pressed into the bouncer and started giving him shit, next thing I know…’ – that was your first mistake, OP. Pick yourself up a pound of brain cells before tangling with a bouncer, dumb ass.
ahh yes..methinks you have a tough life ahead op..maybe start with a few life skills …
People who do stupid things when they’re drinking that they would never do sober…shouldn’t drink.
Plus OB…you do know that Bars have the right to refuse service to anyone for any or no reason.
You should have just went elsewhere !
You probably talk back to your mother and teachers as well. Grow up.
20 years ago you would have got a punch in the chops, count yourself lucky ya clown
Yet another bouncer bitch…
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so you had a few choices…
a. be a bad friend, go in anyway, and have a good time.
b. be a good friend, go somewhere else, and have a good time
c. be a good friend but start shit to prove some inexplicable point.
d. squat down and lay a big deuce on the bouncer’s shoe
and you chose c?
well gee, however will the groceries get bagged now???
Sounds like the only one on a “power trip” was YOU, dipschitt.
Look. You deserved what you got for the following reasons.
1. You gave a bouncer shit and, according to YOURSELF were already drunk. Who do you think bouncers are there to bounce if not people EXACTLY like that?
2. Bars are not public doman. They are privately owned establishments that reserve THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYBODY THE FUCKING WANT TO. That’s how the law works, dude. It’s not public property. Therefore public rules do not apply.
3. Yes.. it’s shit that your friend had all these ID troubles.. but i notice you didn’t say what sorts of ID were presented beyond the driver’s license. That’s one legitimate piece of ID. If you’re talking passports etc.. well that’s pretty legitimate. But if you’re talking bank cards, health cards, student cards etc that don’t have the correct amount of info on them (photo AND DOB) then you’re shit out of luck. It’s how it works.
If you don’t like the service you get at a PRIVATELY RUN establishment, go somewhere else. Don’t throw toxic freakouts because you feel entitled to shit you’re not entitled to.
Bouncers and cops are starting to crack down more on ‘drunken behavior’ because business owners and such are starting to speak up more. Don’t you pay attention to the news other than for things like Alexander Keith’s birthday? Don’t talk back to them or make some stupid remarks. Simple. Grow up already.
You had it coming being already drunk and getting in the bouncers face to start with.
Go to a different bar then or heres a great idea….go to the liquor store and drink at home where you don’t have to worry about what bar you will have to go to.
I guess the OB missed the bitch last week about doing stupid things in front of bouncers. Here’s to the next Darwin weiner
Yeah, the bouncer probably was refusing entry because she looked too drunk, or for whatever reason. Don’t drink so much before you go out, and learn to chalk up an L like a man.
And A. Keith’s birthday? Wasn’t that like a Wednesday night? Who the hell goes clubbing on a Wednesday? That’s a school night, young lady!
wow, that’s fucking assinine. I’ve never heard of anyone that tried to pick a fight with a bouncer to get into a bar. LOL
Here’s a little tip for the gf (Yes, I come here to bitch, but if I can leave a little tip or hint, I will do so.)
Many years ago, I knew a young woman who, although under-aged, got into every bar in town. Her secret? She wore an eyepatch. I don’t know why it worked, but it did.
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Eyepatch
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Skull-fucked the bouncers, no doubt.
Jezus. I kinda squicked a bit there…
Speaking of weird sex dealies. Look up “devotee”. Apparently I am a sexy mf’er because of the leg.
Google “stump-fuck”.
(gag)
Sorry.
lol I don’t think I need Google to get an idea of what you’re referring to wheelie.
“Pressing” into someone is threatening, assaulting, and antagonizing them. If you “press” someone in Halifax OP you better be ready for fucking trouble. I wouldn’t “press” into a guy unless I was ready to hit him hard.
Stump-fuck + eyepatch = lots of bad pirate jokes arrrr
Congrats to the officers that arrested this aggressive drunk. 🙂
Was the driver’s license expired or tampered with? Were the other pieces of ID *actually* ID’s and not a bank card/student ID/library card, etc.? We’ll never know, because the OP is probably afraid of being further shamed in this thread.
Everything I was going to say has been said already… So I’ll just again point out the fact that you are truly an idiot.
“Stump-fuck” *blink, blink*
Ok, now I’ve heard everything.