At a certain show on saturday night. I had a ticket which was paid for prior to the show which stated “Photo ID required”. I stood in line for 3 hours in the piss pour rain to get down to you bouncers to deny my entry. I have provided you with my ticket and photo ID you then asked me to sign a piece of papaer which I did to an exact match you didnt bother to look at A)my signature B) or my ID and told me to get out of the line.
When asked why you said you werent going to deal with this now get new ID…SO i cabbed it back to get a new ID which then i waited in line for an other hour for the head bouncer who along with yourself were chatting it up with 1/2 naked women. While waiting you have let a total of 17 girls in with NO id due to the way they were dressed and acted towards you aka slutty. I have also over heard you say “You dont let that kind in” Really? the kind who purchases a ticket? and provides ID? Oh my mistake my tits werent out.
—Jane D’oh
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.


You waited in the rain for three hours? You should probably seek counseling.
disregard the comment above; whoever it is it’s probably an out-of-towner who doesn’t know dick-squad about the city and racist, idiotic, and self-centered estabishments like RELECTIONS. I already seen RUpaul there and the venue is way TOO small for her, anyways. I feel bad that you missed out. They are ass-wipes down there, all advocating heavy coke use, mindless stupidity, and ignorance. If youre not that then you got to take your chances with them.
I’ve had awesome times there and aweful ones. Some of the strangest times were when I was with friends who were friends of the staff and bouncers there – proving that they are biased too, letting me in first and free. pretty cool stuff. BUT the dumb thing is the fact that they are biased and stupid. dumb BARFLECTIONS.
peace.
I’ve been to Secretary’s, Jaguars, and Reflections many times over the years. I wouldn’t wait 3 hours for anything except maybe a flight to Rio.
I can’t believe you are surprised by this Jane, you read enough LTWWB to know that Halifax bouncers power trip and make up reasons not to let you in if they don’t want to. Instead of getting a new ID, you would have been better off peeling off a layer or too I guess.
I am not an out of towner i was born and raised here!
I wasn’t able to just leave as it was for my friends birthday that would be a BIG FU to her which she doesnt derserve as for the amount of coke usage there i can see that! not my thing but holy moly!! it was a meat market!
I’m bewildered. How could you possibly do that Jane, how? You wasted 5 hours of your life, stood in the rain and paid some bucks on tickets for the attempted PRIVILEDGE to get into a bar??? In Halifax?!?! Fuck……..for a birthday party???? Fuck smee gently! That’s bizarre,…….don’t you think? You don’t see that as just a tad pathetic? NEVER EVER would I do that. There isn’t an act on the planet I’d do that for, I wouldn’t do that if they told me I could be on stage with the fucking Rolling Stones!! You gotta put some value on your own time girl, holy moly indeed.
Am I alone on this or what? Is that fucking acceptable to anyone out there? ……………………………………………..? ………………………..speak, ……………..say it ain’t so……………………..?
no it was not a birthday party my friend got 2 tickets for her bday and was STOAKED to go and i am not going to bail on her what type of friend would i be?
i think you would be a shitty friend Smee….
You even let your friend do this too????
You didn’t talk her out of it after the first wet socked hour and offer to pay for the damn tickets and buy her something nice and dry to wear and all the booze she could drink in some other respectable bar????…………Sheeesh,……..With friends like you…………….ya wouldn’t need enemies. Hey that’s what I woulda done for my friend……….you know…………if I had one……..snif…snif
Those tickets were 29 bucks a pop??!!!
And you had to put up with that shit??? The stink thickens! Are you OK Jane girl? Seriously……both paddles working here?…..both touching water?…..the lights are on upstairs, right?…….do a sound check…..that working too?………..supms up…..all systems are not cool. Do you have a doctor you can talk to? No…you can’t talk to that friend…..that’s been proven…….someone else you can talk to……a paster or a smart person you trust?
……Heh….who picked that handle? Jane D’oh……aptly named I’d say……just smee tho…..everyone else is behind you all the way…..seriously….let them know the next time you wanna do that lined-up-in-the-rain-with $60-in-tickets-waiting-for-4-hours-and-taxis-home-n-back-thing. Can’t wait! Oh that’s silly…..yes you can.
Whoa what a bitch!
my friend got 2 tickets for her birthday from her boyfriend where she is a die hard Ru Paul fan. The orginal person cancled on her last min and she was super upset and wanted me to go with her. She didnt mind standing in the rain to see someone she was dying to see! as the rain portion was not the main part of the bitch it was the bouncer who gave us hell.
2 pieces of ID….welcome to Halifax. more respectable cities in this country don’t even ask that. must be to keep the scum out.
2 id’s or not still crummy