The title says it all! I doubt you have young children or you would not have been such a prissy crotch spawn about you not being able to think in the kids section of the store. They are kids, your an adult grow a pair of women balls and talk to them if what they are doing is bothering you (ya know like adults should do, then talk this bitch). All kids are not as anal retental as you, thank God. We all don’t have trees stuck up our backside like you. Grow a pair all you whiny shoppers without kids. I don’t give a **** if your brain doesn’t function with a little noise. Get off that unicorn your riding, with those delusional expectations of kids. —Queen bitch mom of 4
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2016.
Just so we are 100% crystal clear on this, was it simply noise she was upset about? Or, were the little hellspawn running around like the store was a cross between a soccer pitch, rock climbing gym and Foreign Legion obstacle course? Was little John Henry pounding away on product that you hadn’t paid for and didn’t intend to? And what was so delusional about expecting children, yours or anybody’s, to be taught how to conduct themselves in a public space? I mean, I know it’s a long shot, but hope does spring eternal, does it not?
I prefer the quiet as well. There should be adult places such as restaurants, stores, housing, etc- no one under 19. I chose not to have kids so I should choose if they are around me. I pay extra tax because I don’t have them; I’m entitled to quiet with no kids.
How about this for a deal. I won’t go to McDonald’s and expect to play in the ball pit. You don’t bring your sex trophies to any restaurant that doesn’t have a Children’s Menu.
This Bitch seems excessively angry in relation to the incident. That tells me that what the OB is really pissed off about is that someone pointed out the fact that her kids were out of control and behaving badly in a public place.
Hell, even my own kids chatter can be grating sometimes, much less someone else’s. That’s what happens when I’m all out of retentals and have to substitute trees. Those damned pine needles like to get a little frisky.
Is “get off your Unicorn” an actual saying? Have i been missing out on telling people to get off their Unicorn my whole life? This is something I’ll have find out. “Get off your damn Unicorn!”… that’s good stuff.
Lady balls?… Not so much.
I want to see the look on Entitled Mom’s face when a stranger has the nerve to tell her sex trophies to STFU.
women do not have balls. despite the recent insistence that they do. that doesnt mean they cant be tough. they just dont have balls. men have balls and not all men(especially today) are tough. they think they are. they pretend to be, but they arent. they have balls but it doesnt make them particularly couragous, strong etc. so please…stop insulting yourselves AND men by insisting that balls are ladyesque or indicate toughness or perserverance. its just not true.
Your kids sound like they need a cattle prod to keep them in line.
My balls are in the wash.
Hahaha, didn’t even know you could still buy books.
How much do they even cost these days?
Get off your Unicorn!
“Let me tell ya something, folks… nobody cares about your children, okay? Nobody cares about your children. I speak for everyone. I’ve been appointed by the rest of the group to inform you we don’t care about your children – that’s why they’re your children, so you can care about them and we don’t have to bother.”
― George Carlin
If you couldn’t control your little shits, then why the hell did you bring them into this world. If you can’t handle the responsibility of child care then you should have used a condom or a morning after pill.