To the not so friendly giant who takes the 34 sporting that lovely red university book bag, that we have all had the opportunity to view from centimeters away. It must be that you think you’re doing everyone a favour by standing at the front of the bus with boatloads of room in front of you in an attempt to help everyone move back. YOU ARE NOT HELPING, by standing on my feet and whacking me in the face with your obnoxious red book bag, which unfortunately is at face level, due to your freakishly abnormal height.

I can deal with you pestering me on my way to work in the morning, by using my elbows and shoving back when you push me off balance with your bag. But watching you whack the older lady in the face with that stupid bag was about as much as I could take this morning. Why is it so difficult for people with giant bags on the bus to take them off when they are standing. Because others near by are sick of being pushed around by your crap, let alone hit in the face. There is a handle on the top of most bags to be held from the top, USE IT! It’s bad enough trying to bus surf on the 34 at 8am, and maintain your balance all before your morning coffee. Please be aware of your surroundings and the people around you. —Bus Surfing Bitcher

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  1. 2 “Giant Douche” bitches in a row.? Good thing “Turd Sandwich” didn’t win the election. Now he’s Harvard’s problem >: )

  2. Yeah, this isn’t unique to the 34. The 8:10 33 is a nightmare by the time it hits main ave.

    At least you don’t have some weird old bat stare at you with contempt for no reason all the way from lacewood to downtown. She doesn’t even stop when you lock eyes with her all “WTF?”

    Loser cruiser, indeed.

  3. AHAHA, Ivan — that’s if Harvard takes him back. My harvard friend said that’s iffy at the moment. hah!

  4. LOL…..those loser cruiser bitches are so damn funny because they are one hundred percent preventable.

  5. Not all of us have the privledge of driving a bitchin’ ’92 suburban, sebastard.

  6. some people just love to annoy others. i see people like this all the time on buses that i use. you are just gonna have to bear it.

  7. and also don’t forget people. it is law, that you have to let the bus back into traffic from a stop they make. it passed on april 1st., notice the day, good joke for many, but worse if you get a ticket, right p.d.g.?

  8. BSB, why did you have to post “giant” and “freakishly abnormal height”?
    I notice that you didn’t post his race.
    Are you a flat faced biggoted heightist, by chance?

  9. Man why can’t people just say “Hey buddy, take your bag off, you’re hitting people with it, stop being an inconsiderate prick”? Why?? He’s gonna be back on that bus tomorrow with the same red bag and this bitch will have accomplished absolutely diddly. Not the first or last time I’ll say this. GROW A PAIR OP!!

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