So I’m coming from Chain Lake Drive and heading out to Bedford. I’m in the ‘left’ left hand lane to head out the highway and Dicksmack in the BMW comes speeding up beside me in the ‘right’ left hand lane. When we get a green, he speeds off and gets ahead of everyone then gets back into the right hand lane down towards Lakewood. What a fucking dick move.
I see this far too often with BWM drivers. —Head Shaker
This article appears in May 12-18, 2016.
Back in my 1980s bike messenger days there was a Zine that had a cartoon feature called “Planet Ovlov” (that is: “Volvo” through a rear view mirror) which addressed the appalling, my-car-is-a-fortress driving habits often seen in those vehicle’s occupants. View from the streets of London back then. But you can’t really single out a particular sector of car brand ownership all the time.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Ba-dum-chish!
Agreed. BMW drivers are the WORST! I live on a nice residential-ish street and we have townhouses at the end of the street…you know the kind, the overpriced new-but-made-like-crap with a view of a bridge types? And the drivers of these townhouses are the BMW/Audi-yuppie types and come flying down the street…..meanwhile everyone else goes the speed limit. I guess when you either don’t have kids you don’t care, or your kids don’t play outside (or you drive them to the park) you don’t care.