To the lady at Chocolate Lake who threw trash from her car into the middle of the street, was smoking while VERY pregnant, and who left two dirty diapers on the sand when you left. All I have to say is SERIOUSLY?! Same to you, man who threw a smoothie cup onto the sidewalk by Mumford terminal this morning. Youth are faced with so many stigmas, while ‘adults’ like you two are just the worst kind of people. Show some respect. —Young Lady with Common Decency
This article appears in Jul 14-20, 2011.
jesus o.p., did you leave anything out, what about a stroller, talking on cel while driving. leaves much to our rampant imaginations tho.
Often a’hole kids become a’hole adults and usually never change. Sadly from what you note they breed too.
Man, she must have been so mad that the lifeguards wouldn’t babysit her kids while at Lawrencetown so she could get smokes that she’s moved on to Chocolate Lake. ;p
You’ve got to wonder, eh, just how many of these bitches are about the same ignorant assholes over and over again…
I think the said lady at Chocolate Lake could really use a bike and a kid-hauling bike trailer. A month picking vegetables on my work farm . . . I mean urban farm . . . would help her kick her smoking habit, too.
I may be able to deal with the smoothie cup littering man under my agreement with the federal government (pending) to eliminate offensive motorists, but it would mean getting a waiver to drive up on the sidewalk (the .50 cals are fixed mount – they only point in the direction my vehicle is traveling.) and the resulting mess might make the litter situation worse.
Have you considered a mid-upper turret and gunner:
http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.7366385.1.fl…
The twin .303 Brownings would probably deliver a tighter shot grouping than .50s, with less risk of collateral damage. Since the shredded detritus of the littering Urb…, er, non-enviromentally conscious sidewalk patron would be largely bio-degradable, the litter problem would be minimized. Besides, rats gotta eat , too.
i guess c.e. didn’t see that mtyhbusters episode awhile back. that was a cool fucking rig buddy made for his spy car chase scene.joystick and electronics at it’s best.
Well. At least she wasn’t taking the bus!
… yah yah I’ll fuck off now.
Hey, OP!
Fuck yourself! Tipping isn’t mandatory!
Huh?
Thanks Wheelie– I just spit coffee on my computer screen…!
My great pleasure(bows deeply, pratfalls from wheelchair).
🙂
Those who litter should have to spend a couple of weekends cleaning the streets as a penalty. I understand that garbage cans can be hard to find sometimes but take it home, sort and chuck. Not that difficult or complicated.
Ohhh wheelchair pratfall! Added bonus– do it again (fair payment for a new keyboard I think!)
man, that place was packed this past weekend….
I’ve been lobsterized for the second time this year.
Chocolate Lake attracts all the white trash that can’t afford to drive out to the nice beaches.
Oceans ftw
lakes give me ear aches, bring on the salt
Man, I didn’t even know chocolate lake “beach” existed until a few years ago and I was born here.
Even as a wee infant my parents/family ALWAYS went to the beaches on the south shore…. mainly queensland, but there are a few little hidden gems around that area that are usually quieter.
Nothing compares to the actual ocean.
We DID used to go to Lewis Lake though…. mainly for picnics. There’s a great place on the ocean though for picnic-ing — Graves’ Island…. *awesome* park and there’s camping too if you’re into that sorta thing. 🙂
I too knew nothing of this Chocolate Lake and I’ve still never been. Considering it seems to attract litter bugs and terrible parents, as per several bitches, I doubt I’ll ever go. It seems like every lake is closed at least once a summer for bacteria and such anyway. I’ll stick to the sharks and krill