To the jagoff with a razor blade who frequents the second floor of Southpoint Apartments: A lot of people live here, possibly even you. Please stop carving your bullshit into our doors and the brand new wallpaper. It doesn’t make you cool. It makes you a dick. You’re lowering our quality of life here each time you take a slice. Grow up. Or at least turn the blade inward.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.
sliced off, do you know where to get one of those looooong crocodile dundee hunting knives? try getting one and wait for this jagoff to come in, then flash it out and act like you use that as your shaver.then say casually like, “um, are you the bloke who scratching the wallpaper?”