Bitch’s

ok, someone’s bored….also I find it interesting how you will go on and on about the people here bitching at each other, and flaming you etc but then you set up a special bitch INVITING it. there’s a name for people like you: attention whore.so go peddle your wares elsewhere…..

There’s a trailer hitch that needs the chrome sucked off it….

Dammit, now we are all trapped here. Qwerty, stand clear, go get help. Find Miranda and Jammie…They’ll know what to do.

Quickly….Lilac…….swing us to saftey on your hippy-boobs….

“Hey, you guyyyyys!!”I’m back I’m back! I was with Ali-G down at the MTP protesting the employment conditions those poor staff are suffer. It’s not safe being around all those homeless people! My placard said “The End is Nigh!” It didn’t have much to do with working conditions, but it got some people’s attention.Fuckin’ Whitecoats.Anyway, I’ve brought you Mokey Fraggles’s cloak (which you may not have noticed looks suspiciously like Frodo’s invisibility cloak – ha!ha!) so you can sneak past you-know-who and you-know-who, unseen. Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom, and Sister Peter Marie will be waiting to spirit you off to the Electric Company for safety.

Hmph. Guess I was too late. Should have known that people wouldn’t be wasting their personal time on here – work hours only!

umm hi?

First of all zZz, welcome to LTWWB. Now, let me show you around.In here, we have a bitch thread, as you astutely found on your very own, where we partake in all kinds of mud-slinging, shinanigans, and recycled south park jokes. So props to you for immediately picking up the etiquette. Over there, that’s Qwerty, and Floyd and Hedgy. They are regulars. They are pretty cool kids with sensible fingers on their keyboards, but they don’t take a lot of gruff. That there, in Qwerty’s hand, that’s her troll-slaying dictionary. It’s got all kinds of useful comebacks, and put downs and other witicisms she needs to keep the numpties at bay and the rest of us in stitches. And over there you can see floyd, He’s polishing his bullshit detector again and keeping the random gingerism generator from overheating….Hey floyd, pop off a gingerism for the new guy…you are a guy right?…doesn’t matter. Anyway, out there, on the threads where you have been commenting around all morning, there’s only one simple unspoken rule to keep the flames at bay. Don’t be like you-know-who. And if if you have been lurking for years, you don’t know who “who” is. Anywhooo, I gotta go give Hedgy a hand. We are putting together a powerpoint presentation to convince Coyotex that Halifax is great…it’s going to be another all nighter. Oh!, one last thing….whatever you do, no matter how much you feel the need, never, ever, post between 1 and 2 am. Ever. Now you get out there champ and have yourself a bitchin’ good time.

I’m going to forgive Qwerty and hedgy for a while…The whole muscle milk thing got me all riled up* but I know that more often than not they have valid input.*it tastes delicious (mint or peanut butter) but the original is 18 grams fat/srvng and newest is not much better.

I wasn’t aware I had asked for anybody’s forgiveness, nor do I particularly want it.Muscle Milk is a lame name. Roidheads and short dudes with overly defined muscles are ridiculous. Especially when they compulsively check themselves out in any reflective surface available to them, like store windows. Or puddles. Or other people’s sunglasses.If you fall into this category…. sucks to be you, I guess.

wow zzz, take a breathe…you don’t want to burn out all your bitchy in one post now!I know you’re new. I know it’s exciting. but reeellaaxxx. And you really don’t want to start somethign with Qwert as she will win. it’s just a fact.

Hmmmm… I was joking about the troll thing, but something about your tone and your phrasing and your weird spelling and grammatical “errors” and your misplaced aggression and your premature criticism of Tim and your use of the phrase “I’m simply” is more than a little familiar.Troll alert, code yellow.

oh,Qwert, we’ll get along smashingly. My misplaced aggression comes from me usually typing at a frantic rate around this time. (IT is all I’m going to divulge though you should not expect call center rants… I promise). Tim’s not responsible for the button that the majority of you/I hate. At least, I hope he’s not… we’ve seen a plethora of complaints.And by “we” I mean the general public who read LLWWB daily and laugh our ass off.This should also preclude my dependency on spell check as English is barely my first language.

Qwerty: you don’t have to ask… It’s not always about “your” this and “your” that. I am simply admitting that I had a bad day, read the drivel, and got fumed. Now the lame name, yes, I’m not contesting that. But choosing a brand simply by name is, to me, in err.Idiots who can’t use said mirrors to view themselves on their own time are also in error.And those cyclistsand atv’sand loud noisewinter in general…On a second note…who the FCUK designed the search button below the post?Submit on top, then search…C’mon Tim, this isn’t PHP, we’re talking basics here.