This is not a bitch but kudos to people like Matt, Leo, NMH, and Christopher. Guys you truly keep this place an entertaining site to keep coming back to. Who needs reality TV when I can be assured that one of you (or all) will have some kind of scathing comment about each others replies. The only disappointment is that you are all probably too meek in real life cos I would love to see the lot of you in some Battle Royal on WWE or something. Oh and please feel free to reply to this so I may be continued to be entertained for hours on end.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.
I agree, props to the above mentioned posters for being losers enough to take the time to reply to every single bitch posted and actually believe their opinion matters.Cheers!
Its worse over at hfx.general and ns.general, you want to see some people with no lives? These people have been honing their internet skills for probably 20 years, well before Windows 95 gave people the ability to rag on others from a distance.
lynn + ellbee too,they ‘re so candid , they just thrill me 🙂
Can I lick between your toes, lol??? I would only be too honoured to lap up that lip-smacking toe jam and roll my mouth around the anus of a dead skunk just to please the Greatness that is you!
so this is why you feel slighted and have chosen to write all those scathing fawning remarks about me, Ellbee?Must everything said about you be sarcastic and bad?I said lynn and ellbee too, in reference to you both keeping this spot entertaining with your retorts.But you took it to mean the other half of the paragraph.Pity, but since you chose to feel insulted,i will indulge you with rubbing your face deeper in shit…loloh, enjoy the anus of that dead skunk,poor animal, how cruel can a slighted human being get to further abused a carcass. and stay away from my toe, don’t want to catch anything from you,Your Greatness .
ok ok, time out! insertion for clarity is needed at this juncture.this is especially for lynn.when i added that i am thrilled by your responses ,i didn’t mean it in the cynical way.what i meant is that since i’ve started reading the bitch on this website, i found your comments rather amusing.and it made it truly enjoyable to see such witty responses andwell worded remarks. all in light hearted fun to tease the bitcher i’m sure.as for the short battle of wits that had just ensued,i commend you ellbee for your exuberance,although rather misplaced anger. if you’ve been slighted,it was unintentional, and this brief onslaughter of swinging muds at you in response was just in teasing.just wanted to see how well you are equipped at the receiving end .as the saying goes:Chi ha tegoli di vetro, non tiri sassi al vicino.live well, and play fair 😉
I really have to second that. I was surprised to see Ellbee’s name left off the original list, and even more surprised at her hilarious yet scathing attack on lol. But if its all in good fun, then all is right with the world again. Ellbee, in all seriousness, you and the rest of the regulars mentioned make this place worth wasting my time at work on.and does this mean there is no lol-worshipping cult to join now? I was hoping I might get a free keychain or something for signing up.
sorry Miles, no keychains. but i certainly will remember that the next time someone tickles my holy toe :Pi am sorry to see Ellbee’s withdrawl tonight too.perharps i turned her crank a little too much . i will do some penance even though i am beyond sin and arrogance :PEllbee i sincerely wish for your return with your fine sense of retortsoon. it certainly will not be the same without you …and Lynn too… of course (lol leaves the scene whipping his back with a cat o nine tails…mumblingoh you wicked guru, oh you wicked guru..whip, whip)
Oh, Great One – I took time aside to nurse an abandoned family of wharf rats – forgive my absence, those fuckers bite when they’re hungry.
J, why are you calling anyone a loser here? Any regular reader of the bitch column is sort of obsessed with it, dont ya think? You included, man. I see your initials enough..and on weekends too, like they are here. Are you a loser? I dont usually write in, cant be bothered really since I’m a shitty ass writer, but I’m just as into this site as all you. I dont see the people mentioned above as being any worse than the other regulars here, they dont write in any more than Cranky or Ellbee (Ellbee’s my fave) and just bc some of them have real opinions doesnt mean they think they’re better than others. NMh, Leo,and Lynn atleast say shit, Christopher too. Ellbee is a born comedian
Oops, I meant Nmh, leo & Lynn say INTERESTING shit
I like it.
I do like bitching here, it passes the time when I’m at work and there’s nothing to do. And J, if you feel i’m a ‘loser’ for posting here sometimes, and think my opinion ‘matters so much’, you’re wrong. I’m just having fun, and like Murray pointed out, you’re the one posting on weekends. 😉
This one didn’t take either. I must have offended someone who has a deep seated hatred of armadillos.
Nope, looks like my armadillo remarks are too controversial to be posted.
My God, you’re pathetic, bathmatt. Talk to your doctor about getting something for your ADHD.
matt, why all the caps dude? When the first three words came out all in caps were you just too lazy to type them again or are you just one of those losers who likes to yell via caps.-insert loser comment from matt here-
welcome back Ellbee …
you can do better than that , Matt!that’s not even close to anything Ellbee done.you’re not even in her league to try to flame me.Get more coaching from Ellbee before taking me on…Excuse me while I levitate.
ok matt, my mistake…thanks for pointing that out.i’ll leave you and Ellbee to continue.it’s more fun reading than responding.go for it ;)p.s.i also retract what i wrote you at the other bitch.
Matt’s got lots of enemies!
at least Matt knows how to take it.not like Ellbee who’s licking her wound and presenting us with her “I was a moderator…blah blah blah”and then her orgasmic “it was fun until you came along”. like, are we supposed to be so unworthy of you that you put your comments on every single bitch, da?
Wow I guess everyone really loves to entertain as they are living up to what the OP said. Me personally; I have found it a waste of my time to try and defend myself from people that can’t comprehend, so I have just stopped bothering to retort.
No, no, no Christopher youv’e got it all wrong. It’s much more fun to rattle their cage. Like this for example:matt, you are so much fun! Write a comment about you, get a response about said comment. It’s like clockwork. You have to have the last word and you can’t let anything go.
this IS after all a Bitch 😉