Every now and again I get stuff in my bitch box that I will never pubish. I will show you some egregious examples when I have the time. They will be heavily censored. For instance:
Title: Canada Post and other government cash grabs
Bitcher: real name, withheld for obvious reasons
Bitch: see my blog at http://websiteiwillnot reprint.com
Are you too lazy or too busy to even write a bitch? I’m supposed to promote your site? GET OFF MY BITCH SECTION!
—bitch section manager
This article appears in Oct 22-28, 2009.
Ha ha.
Now I’m kind of confused though, do we bitch about Canada Post now, or losers who don’t know how to bitch?
Ooooo fun! Post more bitch section rejects! Maybe it can be a new section… Love the way you suck at bitching… =)
Heeey was that that guy who would post massive comments and direct everyone to his lame rambling blog? Anyone remember him?
google him.
this is sad.
Slightly off topic:
Is there a way to not appear on the Top Commenters list? (And why is the Coast’s spell check refusing the word commenters!)
yeah, don’t talk so much 😉
I took a week off just to get off the list, but I thought that there may be a simpler way. (I knew someone would suggest the obvious, I just didn’t know who = )
the only way not to appear is to friggin’ shut it. don’t you want the glory?
Of being a big mouth? = D
Never mind…it is my lurker personality that avoids the renown…I’ll just have to put up (with it) or shut up = )
Some people are just too lazy to copy and paste. Same people who stop walking on escalators, flick smokes out car windows, & don’t bother to flush. F@*K ‘EM!
Really, HKM, why would you want to NOT be on the “Top Commenters” list? Why do you think I post here so much, because I actually have something useful to add to the conversation? Really now, obviously not!
I was number three for a while, but Miles has taken over recently. I’ll get you, Miles! On the other hand, I am by far #1 on LTWWL.
Hm… I always thought that all of that stuff was pretty much a given? Go figure. People are stupid on the internets after all.
I would greatly appreciate a screenshot of the Bitch Inbox.
HKM, “the Coast’s spell check”??? I think you may be a victim of your browser. What the heck is “the Coast’s spell check”?
“GET OFF MY BITCH SECTION!
—bitch section manager”
MY….MY…..MY!
You’re a possessive little bitch!
“I get”, “my bitch box”, “I will”, ” will”, “I have”
Guess what……..It ain’t about YOU…..fuck head!!!!
Ouch! I’ve been told. You’re right, it’s not about me. This was just a little detour from your normal existence. It’s about all of you bitchers. Carry on!