All of your problems are so minor…

So your girlfriend broke up with you and you’re sad. Do us all a favor and get over it.

You’re roommate is pissing you off. Why don’t you tell him/her in person, rather than anonymously ranting about said person on the internet?

And if you hate the frigging Metro Transit so much, STOP riding it. You can walk across town.

You all see people in public acting in such ways, yet say absolutely nothing to their face, come home to your comfy computer chair, and yell at them.

If you have a problem, DO something about it. Stop being pussies.

And really, who cares about your girlfriend or the bus driver?
There are MUCH bigger things in this world to direct your anger to. —Oh, internet

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29 Comments

  1. Me thinks you’ve missed the point of our beloved bitch page, douche. If you don’t like what you read, uh, go away. And then….. you just happened to propagate the whole situation by posting an uber lame bitch yourself.

    Silly, silly.

    Besides, sometimes there are some good, well thought out bitches that are totally appropriate and worthy of ranting. Ya win some, ya lose some.

  2. Your girl dumped you & you’re sad .
    You forgot to mention what got her so mad !
    Your roomie has done something to get you in a snit.
    Tell me why, to them, you’ve never mentioned it ?

    You’re a hater of Metro Transit, & in that you’ve got a lot of fans.
    So why not save up your dough & buy yourself a van
    The antics of some in a public forum has ruined your day
    So OP… why don’t you simply GO AWAY !

    ~:p

  3. What’s creepier? Us yelling, or going oh my poor poor sweet baby lemme give you a virtual hug …

  4. sorry sir more that’s my fault, it’s hard to incorporate more in a sentence. ie: if i write more more doesn’t make much sense but if i write more mr. more it’s slightly less confusing…heehaw

  5. I hate bitches like this. This is even more minor than the bitches you’re complaining about! I don’t care what people bitch about, it gives me something to read. If everyone stopped bitching about these minor things, there wouldn’t be any posts. Maybe you should take your own advice OB and if you don’t like reading certain bitches, scroll past them.

  6. The OP forgot one option:

    “And if you hate the frigging Metro Transit so much, STOP riding it.” You can BUY A CAR!

  7. It’s easy to get mired into trivial bitching. I’ve done it. We all do it. Either here or by other means. It’s a curious activity in the face of the more urgent concern of global warming killing off vital oxygen producing ocean flora, thus putting an expiry date on all the amazing lifeforms that dwell here, including ourselves. Man’s great legacy: self-destruction and ruination of paradise.

  8. PG, a Mary Walsh character from This Hour has 22 Minutes. She’s usually in a certain North St donut shop (poorly disguised) and when she laughs she snorts.

  9. sounds good bro^^i find the mister is warranted in some cases-sir more, since i don’t capitalize any words. ‘cept for DISCLAIMERS OR ALERTS

  10. I <3 Connie, she's some funny eh? (Sorry... I'm a little hopped up spiced rum and apple cder at the moment, as per Dr. Hugo's orders)

  11. yeehaw rosie…that sweet doggie face gets me everytime. keep it coming animal avatar posting peoples. feel better sweetie

  12. That’s my baby boy Monty (yes as in MP)! He’s almost nine months old! Shepherd/husky!

  13. Some trip over a small pebble on the road, others trip over a large boulder. But if they both end up flat on their faces, the end result is the same…they’d be in a lot of pain. Stop judging other people’s pain.

  14. This bothers you enough to write a bitch about the lack of resonance that other bitchs on this site have with you, and you say there are more important things to direct their anger. Well aparently in your world this is one of those “more important” things at which to direct your anger. Sounds like someone has a problem distinguishing what’s important to them and what’s important to other people, and that it may differ from person to person.

  15. I agree, if people had the guts to say it in person, maybe something would actually change, but in some situations it’s not appropriate to run your mouth and that’s where LTWWB comes into use.

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