How would you like it if I came and sat beside you for 5 hundred hours obnoxiously talking and laughing. You talked so loud for so fucking long that I’m now on first name basis with the people you were talking about. Finals are coming up, it’s okay to stay and enjoy your coffee but when your drink is empty please leave or stfu! —Sincerely, students trying to pass university.

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  1. You wouldn’t by chance be a law student would you….? Because I hear they’ve got a nice quiet, coffee-free library just perfect for studying in.

  2. lol Ivan. I was just wondering why the OP is studying in a coffee shop and not a library.

  3. 500 hours of talking and laughing – hell, that’s one for the Guiness books. A coffee shop is an absolutely the last place you should be if you’re trying to study.

  4. I’m with everybody else. If you want to study, don’t do it in a coffee shop.

  5. That’s probably one of the worst places you could pick if you want to get some studying done.

  6. who the hell spends 21 consecutive days in a coffee shop?
    I don’t even think the brewed coffee would drown out the stench of a 21 day old, sitting person.
    *troz*

  7. I broke out in hives right after I ate my first Mr. Noodle. Haven’t touched that stuff ever since.

  8. Most people talk in coffee shops. You don’t like it, go the fuck somewhere else. Now if you said they stunk, the replies might have been a bit different.

  9. you go to study in a coffee shop, shit o.p., you ust be taking advanced dumbshit 101.
    holy great fuck you fools, that is why they have transit buses for.

  10. Imagine the gall of some people – talking and laughing in a coffee shop? What were they thinking?!! Oh, I know – they were thinking they were paying customers enjoying an establishment they have every right to be in. OP, just because you’re a student who’s studying, doesn’t mean you have a right to expect everyone to adhere to monk-like silence everywhere you go. Libraries, sure, but businesses and public spaces, dream on.

  11. LOL. As I’ve said numerous times in the past, I work in a coffee shop. While I sometimes go there to study myself, it IS the absolutely worst place to get any serious studying done if you’re the type who gets distracted easily by outside interferences. Those people are entitled to stay there as long as they like. I’m willing to bet that you stayed there after your drink was over and that it didn’t last all “5 hundred hours”… haha. God. My coffee shop is so loud when it’s busy.

  12. I never understood how people could write papers and do homework in public places, let alone a freakin’ coffee shop.

    This is ridiculous. NEXT!

  13. Hey, the Mod pulled my frappuchino crack. Understandable really – what self-respecting bedbug would want to mentioned in the same sentence as ramen noodles.

  14. Morning Ralm. Hope your pet didn’t disturb your sleep with an unscheduled after-hours deposit. Painey’s already told her early morning horrorstory and last night I had just nestled into bed and was drifting off, SOBova was safely ensconced in the loo and The Diva decided to hack up some undigested IAMs in the bedroom doorway. Whoever said owning a pet could lower your blood pressure was clearly ‘avin’ a laff. >: )

  15. Nope, but do you think he would let me sleep last night? I was away for the weekend which meant he needed to be under the covers as close as possible all night like purring his stupid noggin’ off. Had a couple caked solid hairballs to deal with when I got home yesterday… that was enough for me. Yack.

    Everyone still have power out there?? I really had my fingers crossed it would go out and I could go home. 🙁 No luck here yet.

  16. I have power at work and there was power at home when I left, but I can’t access my home computer so I think it may have gone out.

  17. Yep, apparently it’s out on Agricola and in the Dal region, and in businesses around me… but not ours… booo…

    Meh, I think today will be a f’ the dog day for me too.

  18. we have power but there is lots of debris down, just a bit of wind folks nothing too spectacular

  19. I’m sure it’s been said (I’m too lazy to read allt he comments today), but HOW many academic and public LIBRARIES are there in Halifax and you chose a coffee shop and then decided to BITCH about how noisy it was?

    I’m sure your shit stinks just like everyone else’s, OP.

  20. This was the definition of my ex-girlfriend. She even tried to pee on my left foot in the shower.

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