To all the idiot-sticks that work in stores… can you PLEASE just SHUT THE FUCK UP??? Honestly, I’m there to pick out a shirt in peace and quiet, not listen to you talk about how “oh my gawd I got like soooo wasted last night and totally flirted with so and so’s loser boyfriend and then like oh my gawd did all these tequila shots at the Dome and like totally lost my cell phone and it was like sooo funny” (insert annoying giggle).
Honestly, if I wanted to listen to that shit I would hang out in a 7th grade class. It’s time for you girls to lose the trash talk and grow up already. Try to record yourselves so that you’ll hear what all the customers hear… a bunch of little girls who sound like cheap insecure airheads with nothing meaningful to say. If you don’t have anything to say that’s not completely annoying, don’t say anything at all!
Oh and while we are at it… can you please BRUSH YOUR HAIR and stop calling my female friends and I “hey guys”? We’re women.
This article appears in Nov 6-12, 2008.
I’ve been calling my female friends ‘hey, you guys’ for decades. We know we’re women – no doubt about that – it sounds like your tight little asshole needs some major unpuckering. You might also try shopping online, you miserable cow.
I agree with the OP on MOST of the bitch, but the “you guys” thing COME ON…SERIOUSLY lighten up….I do hate walking into a store and hearing this dumb witted young girls go on and on about their social activities. If they are on break and wanna talk about how f**ked up they were at the Dome the night before FINE but I don’t wanna hear about the prostit-tot goings on of the night before!!
Haha! The “don’t call us guys, we’re women” attitude is so ridiculous! A few years ago, a server I used to work with was about to seat some old ladies, and she said something like “Will you guys be having the buffet today?” (I’m don’t remember if that was the exact question or not, but that doesn’t matter, she called them “guys”). One of the old bags said to her in a snotty pretentious way: “We are NOT guys, we are women. I do NOT like being called a GUY!”
Oh my god are you guys for real. Stop being so nit picky on the “you guys” line. It is inappropriate to call anyone you guys when at work. Leave it for social situations when you’re meeting more than just the girls. I would expect better grammar from a sales Associate.