You were the group of 9 girls talking extremely loudly at the corner table of the bar on Friday night. Did you get the hint on how your batshit inane rambling was driving everyone mad? 3 of your friends left very uncomfortably, and customers that sat near your table immediately got up and left! How can you have no decent courtesy in public? Weren’t you ever taught to use your inside voice? Geeeeez. I like how you talked about guys all night, how you all wanted to use them for their money and cars, yet you were wondering why NONE of you can’t get more than a one night stand. Go figure.
—Just trying to eat my meal in peace
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.


Hahaha! Stupid whores. I hope they all get STDs! I fucking hate gold diggers.
Women talking loudly in a bar on a Friday night? Unheard of!
That’s what I was thinking NL. They might be gold digging A-holes, but umm..it’s a bar on a Friday night. Not the best place and time to go for a peaceful meal.
I would have jumped in on their conversation and when they told me to shut the fuck up and mind my own business I would reply with “Oh, sorry, you were talking so loud I though you wanted everyone in the bar to be a part of your conversation. My mistake.”
ROTFL @MILES
Good one, Miles.
I would have told my server that the loud table of chickens offered to pay my tab. All the server would do is look over, see the hens clucking and one will do something stupid with their hands (a gang sign or some flighty wave) and then I’d be all set.
Even one of the gals was probably named Seabass.
I pity the men who marry them. I can see the guy holding a pistol to his heads now yelling “shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP!” Bang!@
Jesus, it’s not a fucking library. Drunk people are loud, bars are full of drunk people, especially on Friday nights. You picked the wrong time and place for a quiet drink.
Well, there’s loud, there’s “loud and idiotic”. Seems the OP is lamenting the fact that the girls in question were advertising the fact that they lacked any more than half a brain cell at the top of their lungs. And while there is a certain level of amusement that can be derived from that for a few moments, it still sucks to have to listen to something like that throughout the course of an entire evening.