This needs to stop. If you can’t maintain a civil level of discussion on these boards, that’ll be the end of them. Under NO circumstances should ANYONE’S personal information be posted by anyone — including names and emails. No threats, and as hard as this probably is for you, try cutting back on the lame insults. As you can see, I’m not afraid to shut you down — but I don’t want to have to do that!
Let’s just keep it clean, ok? No one here calls the shots. Why can’t we all just get along? If any of you have any problems or issues you want to raise, just email me at online@thecoast.ca and we’ll talk. We love the vibrant community, except for when ya’ll get crazy. Thoughts? Feelings? Can we just start fresh? Air your grievances in the comments (but play nice).
Much love,
MC Mod
This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 6, 2013.


I think it’s just a handful of people that don’t know how to play nice and now it’s gone to the next level with a few particulars trolling and causing problems on purpose in order to ruin the board
i agree, especially with the first paragraph, can i still be vulgar?
You can be vulgar to your heart’s content, Painey.
i agree mod bird lady. maybe the thing should be shut down. to teach these idiots with the big mouths and no damn brains, a lesson.
although i have been nasty as shit in the past, and said a few things i should not have, this shit is just way the fuck over the top.
i hope all those assholes that started this shit are reall happy now. you wanna play with big people, then you gotta leave your schoolyard mentality at home. hopw to hell that you don’t go to work with attitudes like i have seen displayed on here in the last 6 months or so.
phony names, verbal attacks, just fucking too much people, and remember, I TOLD YOU THIS COULD HAPPEN. just not the way it should have.
Agreed. Taking other bitchers too seriously means I’m taking myself too seriously and that’s always bad joss.
I’ll never apologize for my pathological hatreds, but I do apologize for boring others with them.
Do we have a new Mod, mmcavanagh?
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OK, first of all, I agree. I just come here to read bitches/loves and if something I read gives me the urge to comment I do that. Feuds between commenters can get a bit tiresome but I am just as happy to waste my time somewhere else because fuck being productive, online poker!
That said, it’s an internet forum, you have to understand that you’re going to see this kind of thing and maybe even be criticized and name-called yourself a few times. Is it morally just? Probably not. But it’s the internet.
This is the coast’s domain and they can manage these threads as they see fit but if people really take offense to having their online persona called some arbitrary name by an anonymous poster, then their skin needs to thicken.
I didn’t look at the shit that ‘Kay’ person spammed, so I don’t know the level of assholeness involved (all I remember off hand is something about QB and FB and maybe ‘wogdog’). This person is obviously a loser with way way too much time on their hands. Like me, for taking the time to write four paragraphs…but more of a dickhead.
Ok, ok, I’ll try to tame it down a little lol
Has the paucity of Bitches this week been the LTWWB equivalent of a “time out”?
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As long as I can still call “Wheels” a douchebag, I’m totally on board!!!
Thank you! I was really enjoying the stories and comments but those who took over with their own personal agendas (dissing others), went way off track leaving my head spinning. The poor OPs…would they ever have any validation or comfort? Not like that! I can’t believe the “ME, ME, ME” that happens in these forums. It’s a shame we have to constantly “skip over” this bullshit to really get back to the point of the matter and hopefully give some valuable input. I commend you for finally saying what most of us feel; and being “The Power that Be”, I hope you’ll consider cutting them off at the pass as opposed to allowing them to continually rant and publicly post personal info about others. Then again…that may create a whole nother job for someone…you’d never keep up! LOL I expect I wasn’t the only one to submit a Bitch about this over the past few days. Thanks for hearing us 🙂
Furious Styles
123 Hasenpfeffer Court
STN Turd
Halifax NS
B3X3X3
1234 fake st
Anyone else notice you can’t access Sonics account? Looks like Poop was right!!!!!!
I thoroughly enjoy reading LTWWB, I hope that if anything gets shut down it is only the comments and not the entire thing.
well, it was getting a bit same-old same-old. i shut down all the feeds to my email and was just taking a look once a day. missed the place but it just wasn’t fun anymore.
we’ll see i guess.
*elmo knows where you live*^^
Remember, there is an “Off-topic” option that you can select when people start making comments that aren’t related to the Original Bitch. We should try that, but that may make more work for the Mod, or just try ignoring the trolls.
We do have a new mod! Bird lady has moved onwards and upwards — I’m Michaela. Happy to be here! And the paucity of Bitches maaaay have had something to do with this (ha.) But I’m happy for your support! I promise I’ll treat you guys real well (ALLLLL THE BITCHES) if you do the same.
i don’t know if i could stay ‘on’ topic. that’s like crayoning inside the lines and i never could do that. kinda fond of digression, ‘specially if the topic was lame to begin with.
what about our old friday afternoon moldy oldie you tube romps?
Hi Michaela 🙂
This make you Mod 6, right?
Anyway, welcome, I’m sure you’ll find us all quite amusing.
http://www.motifake.com/facebookview.php?i…
GDM, you’re right. We are all guilty of being off topic at one point or another. But there are a select few who are very rarely ever on-topic, those are the ones who should be reported or ignored. In the long run ignoring them will prove much more effective.
Nurse we luvs ya just the way you are.
I agree that the putting down of other people is too much completely. When I was ganged up on (being new I thought many of you were psychotic, because I’m used to global warming debate blogs), things were said that resulted in my not caring about how far I went for some time. It’s not a good atmosphere for anyone.
As for “remaining on topic” anyone at any time can direct his or her point by addressing it to the original poster. Getting on peoples’ case and banning them for going off topic would be detrimental to how interesting the discussions on this site can become. There can be side note discussions that are relevant or even not relevant to areas of the original subject. This isn’t a classroom.
Anyways, you won’t get anymore name calling from me (although I never continued it, with the exception of maybe Hlfx Godzilla, but at that time he had proclaimed himself to be a troller). Nothing anybody says to me on this site bothers me anymore. I do admit that instigation for the sake of instigation can be too intimidating for new bloggers, and fresh personality is important to the health of the discussions for sure.
Fridgidaire Box behind 533 Broadway
I for one, welcome our new mod overlord!
(Welcome Michaela! And thank you for the ‘gentle behavioural nudge’!)
I think its awesome that some of the same ‘names’ crop up from time to time on the cbc and herald webpages. Even halifaxlocals wasn’t free from some of these people. Beats meth, I guess.
Again. I’m with Heather. This is for the ones that have to rant and rave over and over again. Get to the point and leave a comment. A comment. A meaning one. One meaning singular.
Never a Pleasure.
Cheerios, Wheaties and Rice Crispies!
RSVP
: Senor Campana (03/02, 8:20AM)
I think – I’m not sure but I think – that Campana was referring to me and, as is always the case, I feel it incumbent upon me to respond.
Clearly, what Campana fails to understand in his demand for “A comment. A meaning one (sic). One meaning singular,” is that bitches generally, except for the completely mundane, have a philosophical dimension which require reflective and, at times, extended exploration. In order to be satisfactory, or at least marginally acceptable, such exploration must attempt to be intelligible and coherent if not exhaustive.
However – and this is the important point – such exploration invariably draws certain commenters who may – or may not – have something more than slander and smears in mind. As a matter of fact, I have just come off “Homeless harasser of SGR” where I engaged in fairly serious philosophical discussion with Daniel and Stephen. But there are others who, never rising above the level of slander and smear, must be dealt with in their turn. (There are very few who I have dismissed totally.) So, we can see how things develop – sometimes for the beter, sometimes for the worse.
I have intentionally made this comment more than Campana’s “A comment. A meaning one (sic). One meaning” since I realize that, being bereft of philosophy in particular and reflection generally, he will read it in agony. You might call it Montrealman’s little joke.
All the best MCMod in your new position. It’s good to know that there’s someone out there keeping an eye on things. If you might require philosophical adjudication for some particularly difficult case, do not hesitate to ask. (That’s also one of Montrealman’s little jokes.)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
be careful mod! if you respond to MM he will take that as an invitation to discuss your unmentionables and the delights that abide therein. he is kinda like a vampire in that respect. once invited in, you are stuck with him. keep those labia firmly shut!
off topic is one thing, it’s funny. hoping people die a horrible death is not cool so have some dogs http://pwestpathfinder.com/wp-content/uplo…
…’Taking other bitchers too seriously means I’m taking myself too seriously and that’s always bad joss. I’ll never apologize for my pathological hatreds, but I do apologize for boring others with them.’ – Ivanski
I couldn’t said it better, buddy. The last thing any of us want is to see the demise of LTWWB. I should have known better than engage in a flame war with two silly trolls but I did and, for that, I apologize to you guys. I’ll be ignoring them totally in the future.
Publishing addresses of individuals, however, is definitely NOT COOL.
off topic, cat patty cake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIePsbJSS04
People need thicker skin in general. I don’t mind a good bitch to kill some time at work, but I am tired of all the Mickey Mouse bullsquash comments, chat like bickering, and reading bitches about the fucking bus, traffic/bikes, and stepping in dog shit. If that’s the worst thing about your day you have nothing worthy to bitch about. Bitchception, bitch.
that’s why people bitch here. i don’t care if it’s mundane or funny or weird, if it helps someone get thru their day, good. beats having your head explode from stress
You know what’s also good for relieving stress? – Talking to telemarketers in German. Effs ’em right up.
see, learning another language is useful
These draconian censures of the bitch board are just another piece of the puzzle. The Coast is clearly in the pocket of Big Bitch. Occupy LTWWB!
Most of what entertains me here is the off topicness. It would be a shame if the new wave of impersonator trolls and personal beefs put an end to what seemed to work out pretty well until a few months ago.
i’ve been around for a while, lurked in the early days. i have to date, reported one comment. the bitch has been through fires and other acts of god^^before
where did i hear this??? for telemarketers, be silent during their spiel then whisper ‘what are you wearing right now?’
( i had to work as a telemarketers at lean times of my life, it’s a thankless job)
TTFN while ‘it’ did get rather relentless, some of your epithets were truly gobsmacking and memorable. a 1000 ‘wish i’d saids’
I’ll also let them do their spiel, right up to the point they start to say “This call may be monitored…” at which point I put on my best Evill Snopes voice and reply “Less I woke up this mornin’ in Comniss Roosha they ain’t no way in hail thas gonna happin. Ahm outraged!”
*click*
Yes TT, Once again I am Wilde to your Whistler. *MP Reference alert*
Mrs. JC was masterful
RSVPS
; Good dog Molly (03/02, 10:12AM)
Good dog, whatever are you talking about? I never discussed your “unmentionables and the delights that lie therein”. I assume you mean your labia. Believe me, Good dog, nothing could be further from my mind whether they were firmly shut or otherwise.
: TTFN (11:51AM)
MC Mod, the claim that she engaged in a “flame wars with two silly trolls” is not quite accurate. In addition to posting the hate bitch against Wogdog in the first place and continuing to bully her with her usual smutty vulgarity, she proceeded to turn on me as I attempted to come to Wogdog’s defense. If anything, SHE is the troll but she’s not “silly.” On the contrary, she’s a nasty one.
Interestingly, in spite of her protestations that publishing the real names and addresses of individuals “IS NOT COOL” she was the first one to explicitly post mine.
Instead of shutting down the entire LTWWB site it seems it would be more fair to target individuals who continually post bullying and hate comments. There are a few whose comments lack any substance and simply take it as an opportunity to wage their bullying and hate campaigns. Perhaps an initial warning would be sufficient. In the words of Bob Dylan, then they wouldn’t “talk so loud.”
Anyway, just a suggestion.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
mm, dear one, you did attempt to ‘open’ the subject. but i held my breath and thought of the dr kegel.
I’m just impressed that he knows who Bob Dylan is. Author of “A Child’s Christmas in Greenwich Village”
Jesus H titty fucking Christ, MM. Pious much?
You posted your own name, and your address can be found by Googling your name (I just did it to make sure), you ass. I guess having a LISTED PHONE NUMBER seems to have been your second mistake, the first being, revealing your name on an internet forum. Think about it, MM…on an anonymous internet forum, that information MUST have been given out by YOU. Making that entirely YOUR FAULT!!!!! I wonder how a “court of law” would see this, if they can find you “of sound mind”.
Didn’t think it proper for the so-called “Kay” to post personal info about Moman whether it was accurate or not. I’ve been nasty on here at times but, hey, that’s who I am! Keep it toned down from now on, I will, guv’ner.
I think we should call the new Mod Buford Pusser. Not just because it’s a pretty name but because she’s taking her 2 x 4 and cleaning up this site. The lack of original bitches not to mention the tedious trolling was making this place a chore. Like Ploopy, I didn’t read Kay Dot’s spam but I do understand the Mod’s reaction, normally rational bitchers were going to the dark side and I don’t mean Dartmouth.
Reg LeCrisp
123 Happy Lane
Sunnyville, Annapolis Valley, N.S.
amen, it’s irrelevant if someone posts something that can be googled to come up with their name and other info. the point is that no one else should post that information. i knew who mm was a long time ago, from a link. but you don’t scrawl it all over the column like some 5 year old writing the word POOP on the wall in his own poop. and that is what sonic/kay/toastman whatever was doing. childish and and childishly spiteful.
gentleman’s rule here….cut as deeply as your wit allows here, chop with nine irons at any head that prairie dogs up, but IT IS NOT REAL LIFE, so do not cross that line.
Say it ain’t so Molly!!
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/anim…
^^ i would never!
ok, i guess i need to be punished. douse with me with honey and tie me on a hill and let the lesbians do their worst to me.
sigh, i’ve been a baaaaad girl.
Was that a fake GDM that just shocked the heck out of me with her last comment?Funny…
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lol boru, good morning, no, it was all me in my shining, errrr wrinkled glory.
RSVPs
: Montrealman (03/01, 3:31PM)
As a footnote to my comment on TTFN (03/02, 3:31PM), in addition to being the one who wrote and published the original hate-bitch against Wogdog in the first place, in addition to her blizzard of smutty vulgarity directed at wogdog, in addition to turning the same smutty vulgarity on me when I came to wogdog’s defense – I don’t like bullies – in the course of which she posted my real name in spite, of course, protesting that the practice was “DEFINITLEY NOT COOL,” she also, unbelievably, challenged wogdog to a fistfight.
In posturing as a model of tolerance and magnaminity (03/02, 11:51AM), she shows, in addition to being “a nasty one,” she is also a hypocrite. Sorry, but some things need to be said.
: The Chairman (5:25PM)
Oh look! There’s the Chairman. Isn’t he having fun? Ain’t he just a caution? Watch him blow with the wind. He blows with the wind because the approval of the other bitchers is his main concern because, in its turn, from such popularity grows his power which, of course, is what it’s all about with the Chairman.
: Good dog Molly (03/02, 4:07PM)
Well Good dog, my attempt to open the subject was not to bully or ridicule but simply to inquire about the nature of the Sapphic mind. I won’t hold my breath, but I would probably be thinking of dr. kegel too, if I knew who he is (or was).
: Stephen Harper (7:36PM)
Good morning Stephen.
Once again you have made another blunder. I posted my name on another site because – wait for it Stephen – it WASN’T an anonymous internet site like Bitch. Everyone else did the same. There was no reason for us to hide behind a pseudonym. Bitch however, IS an anonymous internet site – well “anonymous” for some anyway – where it is considered very bad manners (to say the least) to post someone else’s name and other personal information. So yes, Stephen, a court of law WOULD find me of “sound mind” in that context but not, of course, on Bitch where I never did reveal my real name. You do understand that, don’t you Stephen? There’s the lad.
: Mr. McNasty (8:34PM)
Well yes, McNasty, the information posted about me was accurate in every detail. But I’d rather you called me “MM” just the same.
: Good dog molly (9:02PM)
Yes Good dog, that is indeed the point. I must salute your discretion in not posting the information about me that you knew “a long time ago, from a link.” Just make sure you don’t fall afoul of the bullies and haters.
(9:13PM)
Now that’s interesting, Good dog. What would be involved in the lesbians “doing their worst” to you? Would it involve the use of sharp implements or would their techniques be more subtle? Write back soon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
why shut the bitch boards down? Why not just disable comments?
*flies away*
or, you know, MODERATE. everything has to be subject to moderation before it’s posted. I’m sure that’ll be abused.. those who aren’t well liked will find nothing they say gets posted, those who are will have anything they say posted. No, Don’t argue. I know how Most People Are and many of you, sadly, are no different. You’ll vote down good comments because of who said them and upvote stupid comments for the same reason.
But if you do this, at least the blame goes back to the system and not on users.
Hey i have a great idea. Instead of people moderating this board (because people are asses) use regExs to moderate the board. If something looks like an address then don’t post comment.
There you go. problem solved. You’re welcome.
No more battles here, Molly – Nothing like a couple of deaths in the family in the span of one week to make one understand where one’s true priorities should be. And it’s not squabbling with individuals who keep posting things in the hope they’ll get a rise of me. Them days are over, Mol.
Well MM, if that is the way the winds blow, let it not be said that I do not also blow.
No need to thank me for my forbearance and civility. Don’t think twice. It’s all right.
i am so sorry ttfn, death is so irreversable, a thousand ‘wish i’d saids’ left unsaid.
some things just take off when the momentum builds and gather a life of their own. like any personal argument in ‘real’ life.
but i have saved some of your remarkable remarks, because they are jewels.
TTFN I’m very sorry to hear of your losses.Shoot,that’s rough..a couple deaths in one week.I hope your ok,TTFN.
Something like that does tend to make one put their life in perspective.
As many times as I’ve seen this, there is nothing quite so sobering than watching a loved one’s ashes lowered into the ground. It gives one time for reflection, to understand what really matters in life and it sure as hell ain’t some old man’s outraged rants about shit that should be over and done with.
I’m quite flattered you liked some of my zingers – I gotta million of ’em, wacka-wacka!
Mol, you really should come to one of the Summits – I’d love to meet you!
Thanks, Bour, appreciate that. My late uncle and brother-in-law were two wonderful human beings. Both men had lost adult children and experienced a pain that would cripple and crush most people into dust. Yet they were strong enough to comfort their wives and remaining children when they needed him most.
They sound like they were good men.Their children,wives were very fortunate to have men of that caliper in their lives.
My deepest sympathies to their families.
Sorry, Boru!
Molly, Molly, Molly really. Tied down, honey, lesbians. All I can say is that I have not been all that good either and that I deserve the same punishment. Please?
Hey Troo, oops, I mean Reg, I am really liking this side of you (are you sure it is ‘Happy’ lane you live on, or perhaps your street is called another 2 syllable ‘H’ word;))….you too GDM, but I’d probably skip the lesbians and ask for a gaggle of hot boys (not that girls aren’t nice, I’m just more of a bo-ay fetishist)…but a little punishment can be alotta fun;)
Whatever, MM. You put your identity on the INTERNET, which is public domain. If you don’t want your “online personality” to become “public domain” then don’t reveal it to anyone, ever. Period!!!
You told all of us your profession and your employer. For even the most inexperienced investigator, you left yourself pretty open. I agree that it is tasteless and weird to post information like that but, come on. Take responsibility for your shit, without a slipup on your part this would not even be an issue. You can act buthurt all you want, you have noone to blame but but yourself.
I miss the days when Miles (from home) and Qwerty were regulars here. Still lurking in the shadows, guys?
and i certainly hope a refference made about an old man’s rants, was not directed at me. i take offence to that, and that is what is trying to be avoided here. if you wanna do battle people, you better not bring knives to a gun fight. that’s an old saying, by the way. meaning that if you wanna start shit, then you should be prepared to have the same, or worse, slung back ay you.
but i agree with the new mod, if some of you people can’t have a semi cival bitch out, then i think it is high time, that you move someplace else.
and oh yes indeedy, you know who you are. this stupid bullshit with you people have gone on too long. i hope to hell this site does get shut down, and it damn well won’t be on my account. lok in your own closets first for the bones people, never mind trying to suck up to the new mod. i’m not, just telling it like it is/was/ and probly still will be. people don’t don’t know how to play nice. i bent over backward on numerous occasions, to try and bring peace here, then i get slammed by some of the vilest comments ever made here. remember, gummy, cat pissed, stinky, and a lot of other crap.
you either prove it’s true, or shut your gobs. in a court of law, you would all be fucked, for making slanderous accusations liike that. and mod, that is my 2 cents worth, now watch how they will all attck what i say. not a bit of guts in most of them. i admit i play around a lot here, but i don’t attack someone, unless i get attacked first, then it is survival of the fittest. find my bitches mod, easy to do, and see exactly what i mean. it was only counterpoint to other shit that started. tally-ho, and fruit loops to. right m.m.?
RSVPs
: TTFN (03/03, 10:53AM)
The Last Refuge of the Hypocrite.
I’m not trying to get a “rise” out of you. I’m just stating the facts. After posting the original hate-bitch against Wogdog, after posting a storm of bullying and hate-filled posts at her, after challenging her to a fist fight, after re-directing your abuse at me after I came to her support – I hate bullies and bullying – including posting my real name, you now cry out: “I’M THE VICTIM! I’M THE VICTIM!” As I say, victimization is the last refuge of the hypocrite. It’s too bad you didn’t understand your “true priorities” before your launched your malicious campaign of vilification.
: The Chairman (11:24AM)
Some might be confused by my reference, in respect to the Chairman, as “blowing with the wind”. He saw which way the wind was blowing when multiple haters jumped on the bandwagon and hurled their abuse at Wogdog. He saw his chance and posted how he would “Like to F**k her like an animal.” (I’d give the date and time but the thread has been yanked.) Nice, eh? But why the asterisks? Was he overcome by a moment of delicacy? Who knows? Who cares?
The Chairman wanted that popularity he gains from “blowing with the wind,” from cheerleading “popular” causes like vilifying Wogdog. He is unquestionably the most popular poster on Bitch and, since his popularity is his power base and since he conceives of all relations on this board in terms of control, he scored a major coup. His popularity and consequently his control sky-rocketed. He has sucked in many – most? – bitchers but not this one. Quite the contrary. When I read his slur on Wogdog I knew that our previous fairly friendly relations were at an end.
: Stephen Harper (1:38PM)
Good afternoon Stephen.
Once again you have made another blunder. You claim that if I didn’t want my “online personality” to become public then I shouldn’t have posted it on other sites. But Stephen, everyone on this site has an anonymous online personality and I do too, more or less, but on the other sites they don’t. They don’t need to hide behind pseudonyms. They’re not afraid, Stephen. So it was never a “slip up” on my part as you seem to think. Further, it was never the issue of whether or not I care about it being made public on this site – I don’t – but those other posters revealing it, as MC Mod and others have said, crossed a line. Those spiteful posters hoped that they would bully or intimidate me but as I say, Stephen, I really don’t care. They should have known better. I would never say anything different on this site even if I were using my real name. To say as you do, that without a “slip-up”on my part this was not even be an issue is then very wide of the mark. The cause of the “issue” is not me but, as usual, the bullies and the haters. I hope you can see that Stephen. There’s the lad. (I’m going to have to revise your mark back to C- for effort. You must try to focus your mind.)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
The problem with philosophers (like MM) is that they think. I’m not sure that they know that they think or think that they know. Whereas the underclass like me know. I don’t think I know. I know I know. Hope you can keep up with me MM. You think? (A little underclass humour).
those were the golden days of the bitch, poop. everything changes
Senor Campana ,since no one but the underclass come here~;)
Its a truely pathetic individual , who would come to a site like this & actually believe saying you are enlightened. Thus elevates yourself above the rest. Even the act of saying you are somehow better than anyone else IMO just lowers you even further than those you have decided to judge.
Mumbles can’t help it … I believe its an attitude , somewhere I once read those who can, do so… those who cannot, attempt to convince others they are too superior to do so .
Sigh – and I never got a chance to shout ‘BOOGER!!!!’ to Dr. Fever at the Scotia Square food court – he was one of my favs.
“Re: “The Pope is resigning and the Vatican gets zapped by lightning”
I find Wogshite’s weltanschaung to be a hypnotic combination of the “Left Behind” series and The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawL6aJ2nBc
I also find it incredibly sexy and want to F*** Her Like An Animal.
Is that so very wrong?”
Montrealman, as you can see the thread has not been yanked (heh heh ,Ivan said yanked) and my quote is not quite as you attribute it. I do not in any way, shape or form, know what word you think I meant (Feed?, Fool, ?).
I even posed an entomological question at the end of my post, hoping perhaps from some philosophical guidance but instead received only reproof and obloquy.
I regret, very much, that you seem to think that our friendly relations are at an end. I knew it was highly unlikely that you would ever attend a summit, but that did not stop me from preparing a plastic tribute to you in the spirit of good fellowship and the false euphoria fostered by toluene based inhalants.
It saddens me to think that you, with your fondness for vintage Dinkys will never get to play with Rommel’s Rod.
Sadder still that you seek to attribute some base ulterior motive to my gesture.
Schopenhauer was perhaps correct in his assertion that life swings like a pendulum between boredom and pain.
Quel horreur.
OMG MM…….ENOUGH ALREADY!!! No one wants to be over analyzed (or is is “analysed”…….Heaven forbid if I spelled something wrong and was given a two paragraph lecture on the use of grammer…grammar…however the Hell you spell it). Let’s just stick to the point……you know, the one you obviously missed and keep missing over and over again. Get a life please (or read a better book)…….sheesh!
SheSang…lol…I agree being spanked can be a lot of if you know how to do it right.
Tickling someone with a feature can be painful to some and not others.There’s a fine line between touching for pleasure and touching for pain.I must say it would be loads of fun to experiment.
“I agree being spanked can be a lot of if you know how to do it right.”
I meant to say..spanking can be a lot of fun if you know how to do it right.
SheSang and Reg. Did I stick my nose into an inside joke?It was only my attempt at humor.
I’m told I’m a funnier gal in person.I am,once I learn you can be trusted.
lol, boru, i doubt anything here could be called ‘private’ , TF was trying to pass as an honorary lesbian, as most men hope. i dunno how spanking came up. certainly not from me, anyone smacks me, even in fun and i tend to twirl around and backhand them.
Oh goodness, what have I missed?
Buncha Bitchers Behaving Badly, Mel.
You missed nuttin.
Now, here’s a ginger kitteh who knows, it’s all about the Benjamins
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Greeting to our new MOD, Michaela.
The Captain approves of her appointment. You may all carry on now.
Yeah SheSang, I’m retiring the obscure dinosaur for an obscure Monty Puthon character. Molly’s recreational activities made me somewhat envious plus I feel a little punishment is good for the ..er… soul.
“Let’s just keep it clean, ok? No one here calls the shots.”
That isn’t true. The mods should calling the shots by enforcing site rules which for some reason they seem to forget about until people start crying and complaining. Don’t act like we suddenly got mean and started picking on people. The community dictates what is accepted and what isn’t. It used to be the mods job, but they were slacking so the community took over.
“As you can see, I’m not afraid to shut you down — but I don’t want to have to do that!”
A tip for the mod(s). Don’t threaten the community. It doesn’t make sense. Threatening an entire community because a few people are psychos is just alienating the users who actually enjoy the website.
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: Senor Campana (03/03, 3:41PM)
“I don’t think I know.”
What Campana has done, unknowingly of course, is to enshrine the motto for many (most?) commenters on this site. Let me explain.
Ordinarily, the possession of knowledge is the third stage in what might be viewed as a three-step process. There is (a) an initial state of ignorance. If there were not, then the concept of knowledge itself would be incoherent. It would have no meaning. Then there is (2) a stage of thinking, however defined (reflection, judgement, reading, etc.) whereby one passes out of the stage of ignorance but not yet into (3) the final stage, that of possessing knowledge. It is at that stage where, like Campana, one can be said to “know.”
But what has happened in Campana’s case? What has happened is that he has leap-frogged from (1) to (3). He has passed over stage (2) and gone directly to stage (3). But how has he done this? There can be only one answer. Camapana’s stage (3) is the outcome of a direct, unerring and unmediated grasp of the object of knowledge. For Campana, the second stage, that of thinking, is unnecessary. His knowledge, in other words, has been attained by direct intuition of the truth which, simultaneously, he also knows to be infallible.
It is, of course, exactly what many (most?) commenters on this site maintain about themselves. Camapana is not alone.
:More (4:01PM)
“Its (sic) a truely (sic) pathetic individual, who would come to a site like this & actually believe saying you (sic) are enlightened. Thus elevating yourself above the rest” (sic).
(1) “It’s” for “its;” (2) “truly” for “truely;” (3) “one is” for “you are;” (4) Not a sentence.
Oh dear, More’s at it again. One question only. Can you point to a specific example where I said that I was “enlightened”? Can you point to a specific example where I said that I was “above the rest”? I’m not talking about your inferences, More. Just specific, verbatim (that’s Latin for “word for word,” More) examples. No, I didn’t think so.
: The Chairman (5:47PM)
Yes, that is “so very wrong.”
: heather_ann01 (7:06PM)
“Let’s just stick to the point… you know, the one you obviously missed and keep missing over and over again.”
You can guess what’s coming, can’t you Heather. That’s right! What’s “the point”? You know, the one I have obviously missed and keep missing over and over again. If you could tell me what point that might be Heather, then we could talk. Otherwise we find ourselves in an intellectual “cul-de-sac” (that’s French, Heather, for “dead-end”) from which no egress is possible. You understand that, don’t you Heather?
A minor point: You seem to think I am a grammar & spelling Nazi but that is not the case. See my reply to More above. The “sic” is a standard form (meaning “thus” in Latin) which indicates a mistake but – and this is important Heather – it is not intended to ridicule the author. Anyone who has written for publication knows that this is simply to direct the reader’s attention to a mistake IN THE TEXT which must – yes, Heather MUST – be quoted ACCURATELY AND IN FULL. Far from intending to ridicule, it is an obligatory rule – yes Heather, OBLIGATORY – in all writing which aspires to a even a minimum standard of written prose. (Of course, in the case of More, I was having my bit of fun as well.) Now, Heather, tell me that you understand.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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not a bit of guts in most of them
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None if us belong up on the cross, least of all you.
Chill out. Your record is archived here, as well as everyone else’s.
I look forward to #1Whatsis and Moleman being ignored in the new regime. Go back to discussing, less sookybabybutthurttrollfucking.
Imho.
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Jesus… ya go away for one week and the site goes all to hell.
WTF people???
Ya know what… at this point I don’t even want to know.
I suppose I should just be glad it’s still available.
welcome back zzz, missed your perpetually sunny disposition!
hahahahah hava cookie!
Liking you more with each post Reg–bet you know a few good ‘sillywalks’ too….are you from the Ministry, I can’t remember;)
Are you here for an argument?
No I’m not!
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2 bitches and 0 loves in the run of nearly a week…
you may as well have shut the site down.
It’s winter in Halifax…
there’s plenty to bitch about and I bet you’ve received many but just aren’t posting them.
Hey Mister Hilarious—Zedman;) Funny boy–how was the week? My friend got to go to the Star Wars exhibit in Edmonton–I caught a few pics and it looked very cool!!! Wasn’t that where you went, or was that the fall…..hope it was a good week–missed that unbearable lightness of being known as Zed tho;)
Zed Where you on vacation or a working vacation? Anyway,hope you had a blast.
Hey, I have no problem playing nice.
I’ll admit I’ve acted like a child on here recently.
Too bad we still got hypocrites on here trying to make themselves look like saints when they’re just as guilty.
Pitiful, really.
PS: it’s not slander if it’s libel, and it’s not libel if it’s true.
Also I agree with zilla.
Reg Lecrisp was an international financier and surgeon who appeared on the program “Who Cares?”. He discussed his perfection of the surgical procedure called elephantoplasty where he attached an elephant’s trunk to the face of those people in need of one. For some reason, that name has always stuck with me.
He also grafted a pederast onto an Anglican Bishop. My question – how did he tell them apart? *narf*
lol. I forgot about that Ivan.
yeah, I was there the first day of the exhibit.. it seems to have quite a long run. I’m not surprised what with how elaborate the setup was.
It was kinda/sort of a working vacation.
I still had my fun though.
It’s not every day you get to jump off a building and live to tell about it.
LOL me thinks me struck a nerve. The point in this, MM, is that you’re always trying to make a point (sorry a bit off topic, you know how that is)…that you agree to disagree….you over-analyze…and you quite frankly remind me of my Grade 11 English teacher who was the most liberated, ANALytical bitch I had ever met in my life! We’re not here for an English lesson my friend. Who cares?
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: (03/05, 2:13PM)
Good afternoon Heather.
Ah, so that was your point, the point that it was the one I have obviously missed and keep missing over and over again. Well Heather, let’s have a closer look.
The point that you were trying to make was the point that I was, um, “always trying to make a point.” Heather, doesn’t that strike you as a bit self-contradictory? In addition to self-contradiction do you see that your point is also incoherent? Heather, it appears, without any reason being given, that your point trumps my point. But Heather, in the absence of demonstrating the grounds of your claim, why should your point trump my point? You’ve got to give reasons for your claims, Heather. You just can’t assert that your point trumps mine and just leave it at that. In other words Heather, your point is not simply self-validating. You do understand that, don’t you Heather? But I must admit it is a common failing on this site. Simple assertion is erroneously confounded with demonstration. Now, what else is there?
Well Heather, I just don’t see how what is called assuming one’s own conclusions is “off topic”. In fact it lies at the very heart of the “Bitchers” thread – smearing and slandering without reasons. Indeed, to slander and smear someone as many haters and bullies have done to wogdog is conceptually identical to “assuming one’s own conclusions” and therefore is definitely ON TOPIC. You do see that, don’t you Heather?
Heather, I don’t understand what you mean by your claim that I “agree to disagree.” In any case the phrase in itself is vacuous – empty of meaning. Maybe that’s why I didn’t understand it – there’s nothing to understand.
Ah, now we’re on to something. The point that I keep on missing is that I “over-analyze”. Well, you know what’s coming next, don’t you Heather. At what point does one begin to “over-analyze”? What is the tipping point, so to speak, where one leaves appropriate, moderate, and otherwise legitimate analysis and begin to “over-analyze?” Once again, Heather, do you have any criteria, any grounds to support that assertion or is it simply self-validating like your other assertions? If you could advance your criteria of what it is to “over-analyze” then we could talk. You do understand that, don’t you Heather?
I also had difficulty in grasping the characterization you attribute to your Grade 11 English teacher, i.e., that she was both “the most liberated” yet “ANALytical bitch” you had ever met in your life. My problem Heather, I hope you can see it, is reconciling her being “liberated” on the one hand and “anal” on the other. I have always thought that these were mutually exclusive concepts but, of course I could be wrong. I await your tutelage on this matter.
Finally Heather, I realize that you’re not here for an English lesson. It was never my intention to give you one. However, I think you might profit from a little philosophical reflection, the principal lesson of which requires, if communication is to aspire to rationality, that one give reasons for their assertions. You do see that, don’t you Heather? It’s not difficult but for some reason many on this site, like you, have failed to grasp this elementary truth.
I hope you won’t be downcast and crestfallen by these remarks Heather, but they were offered in the spirit of cultivating your philosophical flourishing.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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Thanks for filling me in Reg–gives me a whole new mental pic of you AND allows me to still think of you as the ‘critter man’;P……and then there’s Ivan aka ‘The Ivan Has Dropped Another Sillybomb’, whose mental pic in Shesang World includes tall cement walls, big tanks, cool recon gear, The Smiling Ivan and Sobova (I belive that is The Lady’s name Sir Ivannnalot;)), and now a pederast grafted to an Anglican Bishop in the background….or did you say ‘bellhop’…..Reg and Ivan, the serious funnsters!
Lemon Curry?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdCQwigh6H8
@Ivan: 😀
You still doing the surfing thing SheSang? I’m thinking of trying that this summer. I have terrible balance so it should be right up my alley. When I attempt the “tree” pose in yoga, my classmates yell “timber!!”. Old yogic joke there. So I’m sure my time on the board will be fleeting. Anyway, you only live (and drown) once.
Thank you for your very detailed response, MM. You have rendered me speechless…..(white flag raised)….I surrender. Oh, and as for ANALytical, my “all caps” was stuck. Sorry about that.
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: heather_ann01 (03/06, 8:55AM)
Good morning again Heather. I say “again” since I have just come over from replying to you on “Bump on a Log” where I asked about your views on masturbation. I trust you will give it your serious consideration.
Well Heather, you are certainly welcome for my “very detailed response” but – I couldn’t help wondering – how your estimation has changed from your previous claim that my responses were “over-analyzed” to now being “very detailed.” This would appear to be a considerable step up in your ratings. Was it the result of greater introspection on your part – possibly single-handed reflection on the contents of your mind – or rather, was it the result of some external, possibly philosophical, influence? Let me know the sources of your “volte face” (that’s French, Heather, meaning literally a “turned face” but metaphorically, a complete reversal of opinion.)
Heather, you mustn’t think that we are in some sort of battle in which you raised a “white flag” although, I must admit, your “I surrender” has considerable lascivious connotations.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Hey Reg–yeah, still doing the surfing thing but haven’t been out in a while (having a bit of a rough time lately which, unfortunately, really affects my motivation sometimes)…hoping to get out again soon and you are always welcome Reg:) As a matter of fact you will feel right at home with me balance-wise, because mine sucks too! It is still super-fun though, and you might even get hooked on it;P Also, if you like and if it makes you feel happy, I could slap you around a bit when you make mistakes (lolz ;D)….email me anytime if you want to try to get together for some beach fun (shesang@hotmail.ca)–there is also plenty of cold gear for rent at the shop (Kannon Beach), if you really want an adventure (winter in the drink is truly fun–a cool experience, but really not cold with the right gear;))…… ________________________________________________
@Zed: Glad you got to the show–it looked sooooo cool….but base jumping in the winter in Alta??????? Did you do some wacky winter parkour too???? I find it unbelievable that you would not want to try winter surfing;)
btw Reg, did you get to the Hal Whitehead talk at Dal yesterday (insert question mark instead of big E with accent acute). I wanted to go but work ended up a little too crazy and my day got away from me….it was on the culture of the whale–thought of you and Persevere when I got the alumni invite…
I don’t know if “culture” is the right word, but this guy certainly seems to groove on Los Lobos.
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Love it Ivan:D…and I love Los Lobos almost as much as I love sea life (esp mammals;));D Dunno if you have ever heard them live, but Los Lobos opened for U2 during the Joshua Tree tour–excellent band,esp live, even if I really only heard them in the parking lot of Exhib Stad in TO as I was foraging for scalpers’ tickets!!!!! lol;D
BEST. CONCERT. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MM, I think I need a drink….maybe we should just stick to the topic of masturbation. I’ll bring my white flag if you like, LOL As for influences? It’s all you, Baby! 😉
MM as your influence for masturbation??!?!
and I thought I was twisted…
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LOL @ zZzed…..not “quite” what I mean, but that was funny! ha ha
No I didn’t see Hal Whitehead, I didn’t even know he was speaking there. It’s amazing whales have a culture as they don’t travel in schools. hahahaha An old cetacean joke there. They, of course, travel in pods.
I’ll have to check Dalhousie’s website for upcoming events in the future. Sounds redundant but I mean “upcoming” as an adjective and “future” as a noun.
Hey Reg:) it’s too bad we both missed the talk–whales are sooooo cool–one of my favorite projects of all-time was on whales (grade 7, and i still remember working on it, go figure….and i prob still have the posters i made somwhere)–i was so proud of my whale drawings (humpbacks) that i have kinda been in love with humpbacks and there voices ever since…even did a little painting a few yrs ago (‘Happy Humpbacks’);P…will let you know if i hear of any ‘cool upcoming future events’ (adverb/verb/adjective/noun…i think;)) at Dal…
btw, headed to TO on the 16th and checked out the ROM website last night–i couldn’t find any interesting lectures, but i DID find out that they have a BATCAVE (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND a BIODIVERSITY GALLERY(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), so i am thinking i’ll check those exhibits out while i’m there! I am super-excited:)…
…hope the day is sweetly VERBing you like the most awesome NOUN you know;D
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: heather_ann01 (03/06, 7:35PM)
“It’s all you Baby!”
Good afternoon Heather.
Yes, I can see that this is the case ever since your comment to the effect that I was “beginning to grow” on you (“Bump on a log”, 03/06, 7:27PM) which, of course, I took in a metaphorical rather than in a narrowly anatomical sense.
However, I haven’t yet heard from you in response to my detailed post, also on “Bump on a log” (03/07, 10:28AM) which followed directly on your detailed post, also on “bump on a log,” so I will wait until it arrives. In the meantime I shall continue to, um, grow on you.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
WOW a BATCAVE!! Just thinking of entering a batcave scares me.Pretty cool anyway;a batcave inside the ROM. A BIODIVERSITY GALLERY sounds tres cool though.
I love museums too.
Sorry to hear your not able to go surfing as often, SheSang.I remember you told me surfing is great for what ails “YOU”.
You have a good trip to TO;come back refreshed and ready to get yourself (and Reg?) out surfing.
bats are so cool
Painy Yes bats are waaay cool.Hundreds of bats in a dark cave ,freak me out.Yes thank the good lord for Bats;without Bats We would have more YUCKY BUGS.LOL
i’d take the bats flying into me, over bugs crawling on me
You put it that way.I’d rather a bat than a cockroach crawling over me any day.
Let it be the end then. It’ll fuck them up to no end. Whatever will they do when their favorite passtime is taken from them? Some may jump off a bridge, thank goodness they have two to choose from, it may become an overcrowding issue on the Macdonald. Some may decide to taste a metal barrell, hope Shultz decides to take this route, and blow his hot air out of his empty head, dumb fuck. Good way to rid scociety of the vermin that has infested the comment board. DO IT!
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Wow! Wheels, you mad Brah? I didn’t realize that your union anger ran so deep. Perhaps you need to go on “stress leave”. Ya douchebag!!
I hate to think how much more would a FN Metro Transit driver be paid while on stress leave?
Hey Wheels…Real classy, wishing death on people. How to represent Metro Transit, ya shit-pump.
Just STFU and drive me to work, bitch!
AvastO you’re as much a dumb fuck as your dumb fuck dummy Shultz, so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and ring the fucking bell when you want to GET OFF MY BUS… An empty bus is a fucking happy one!!!!!