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I have a thought that punch-drunkenly entered my mind in the wee hours of the morning. If all the regular posters here were a giant inbred family…who do you think would be what?
First off, I nominate Tim as god; Kay the estranged ex-wife.
—Dino
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2009.
26 Comments
My ex is way scarier than Kay. And hotter too.
…I’d be the old hippie aunt, a pipe clenched between her lips with the personality of Bewitched’s befuddled Aunt Clara.
Can I please be the one who lives in the backyard in an old chicken coop?
Haha. Im not on here all the time… but I might end up being the annoying Lisa Simpson character.
Although, in real life, Im much cooler.
I’d probably end up being the [bus] pole dancer.
*sigh*
so we’ve got ‘God’, the whack-job ex, the cool hippie, the secluded type, the goodie-goodie, and the whore.
hmmmm, I guess I’d be the techie loner type.
Tim, you’re wife would hate me the moment she laid eyes on me. Most women do. Jealousy does that.
hmmm…. is there room for the annoying brother banker who talks about nothing but work?
I’d be the token vegetarian lesbian who brings home all the hot young women.
Hmm… I have a techie loner brother, a pole dancing whore neice and an attractive sister in-law that we all find very annoying in real life. Alas, they all live very far away. Can I chose TTFN as my mother and zZz as my brother?
kay, she surely wouldn’t be jealous of your spelling and grammar.
and no lesbian is going to pick up hot chicks with salad. what if the youngin’s want some meat?
I have no fucking clue who I would be.
Well from my perspective Dino, you’d be the sister I’d run crying to if my gf turned out to be a “meat” lover.
Aww, I be there fo you girl.
I also nominate Never Wrong as the bitter, cynical teenage kid that grows pot plants in his room and hates everyone.
Id be the older brother with sober second thought, unless you caught me when I was drunk:))
Thanks Dino….:).
‘Never Wrong as the bitter, cynical teenage kid that grows pot plants in his room and hates everyone.’ – except his dear ole auntie who buys whatever isn’t kept for personal. She also makes awesome pipes out of 2 cinderblocks, a roll of tin foil and a vacuum hose.
I’m a little old for “the bitter, cynical teenage kid” part. I will however be the bitter, cynical, unmarried uncle who hates everyone, pisses off most of the rest of the family and grows pot in his shed.
Have I got the bong for you!
I have no idea who I would be, I’ll have to think about it!
And just think about all the timid neighbours who are constantly peering in the windows at the family, intrigued, amused, shocked, but they never invite themselves in…
You know, Fat? It’s pretty rare I include an apostrophe where it doesn’t belong, use a word in the wrong tense, fail to add a comma or make many spelling mistakes. Adjust your perspective, bitch. YOUR jabs and insults are pretty fucking boring.
Ouch, Kay solidifies her role here.
I’m the “batman” of the family. Whenever I am summoned via that orange tag, I appear. I might even stay to sneak some liquor sometimes. When I’m not driving buses, I’m a millionaire* playboy.
*In Zimbabwean dollars
I’d be Ma. There’d always be a fresh pie and a bountiful garden…and a special garden for TTFN and Never in the back 40.