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To the person who parked your VW Van in front of my driveway:
Sorry I had your van towed, but after 12 hours I had no choice. I’m glad you’re helping the environment by using a bio-diesl… at least now you can use all that money you saved on gas to get your car out of the impound yard! —Abby Grabby
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2010.
11 Comments
Maybe the Scooby gang were working on a case; did you ever think of that.?
Thanks Ivan, I just spit coffee on the keyboard!
Any Time TBR. I only hope Scrappy-doo wasn’t in the back. Because his next stop after the impound yard is- a low rent animal hospital and a long dark needle.
a long dark needle …if lucky
a hume box with others of similar fate …saving cost
🙂 I love it.
Thank you OP 🙂
12 hours… thats about 11 hrs 55minutes more than i would have given him
Amen Ninja_Boot! No way I would have let some dirty hippy park his fry mobile in front of my driveway for more than 5 minutes. Good on ya OP for having the smelly bastard towed!
ACTUALLY the offender is not saving anything bio-diesel is a scam that wastes energy like most green bullshit
but it has ‘Bio’ in it… surely it’s superior.
The more fries you make, the farther you can drive.
But beware of clogged arteries… Health hazard to driving bio fuel, I guess
Yes … see….
Bio fuel promotes obesity and requires more healthcare costs…