Okay, we get it. Mum and Dad didn’t give you hugs as a 9 year old, and because of those acne scars you were shunned as an awkward teen. You didn’t get a lot of attention as a child.
This does not give you the right to drive up and down a street with your outdated, poorly engineered, motor with two wheels. On more than one occasion, your desperate cry for attention has scared the ever loving hell out of my son out of his sleep, because they just don’t understand why a 250 pound 45 year old man has to ride a vehicle that clearly lacks an efficient muffler. You paid $10,000 too much for your motorcycle, and all of those patches for your club aren’t fooling anybody. When you fly by my house at 2 am at 120 Db, I lump you in with those kids who think a racing muffler means that their car is faster. Or those that feel 2 subwoofers are necessary in a rusty hatchback. You’re not cool, you’re not tough. You are all self absorbed pricks.
I live in a residential area in the city. I have reasonable expectations of quiet, but I also understand that there are cars and I gladly share that space and my family lives with the noise. But when the weather is hot and I open my windows, I shouldn’t have to worry that your bikes wake up my son. —Darkside Pain

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  1. Scared guy : “Damn, what’s that patch mean?”
    Biker : “means i’ve kiiled for the gang”
    scared guy : “Yea well your bike is scaring my son so stop driving your bike up and down my street”
    Biker: “Get bent lame wad”
    Scared guy: “ohhhh you’re gonna get it! the coast shall hear about this!”

    Go do something more pro active for your son you’re so concerned about, other than posting in a fucking internet forum that will make no difference what so ever in your son’s life. You may shove these guys in with a bunch of muffler lovin’ teens but I’ve shoved you into the overprotective soccer mom/dad whatever the shit you are. Go put up flyers about the gang or call the police, the last thing bikers want is attention and police.
    Riddle me this? how many decibles would the crash create!?! you seem to be good at pulling random decibles out of thin air (apparantly no matter what make a bike is or how far it is away, it creates 120 decibles according to you) you must be able to answer my oh so clever riddle!

  2. They’re trying to overcome the shortcomings in other areas of their life by riding loud bikes. A real he-man experience.

  3. There’s a douchebag who lives in the building behind mine who must have a one inch dick because his bike certainly attempts to compensate with the sound of his motor and how he revs it up. FFS.

  4. the old 69 bsa i had, made a beautiful rumble,enough to put a harley to shame. but that was a long time ago, when i used to ride with friends.

  5. I live relatively close to the “Darksiders” clubhouse. Nothing but a bunch of overweight, middle aged white guys with inferiority complexes who treat SOA like it’s mass for shut ins. They sit around the Tim’s and talk about 1 percenters and patched members like they deal meth.

    I’ve called the cops, but their hands are tied because they need a consistent noise for a noise complaint, and the city doesn’t give a shit because good ol’ Gloria can take her hearing aid out.

    I’m all for personal expression, but there needs to be limits, and a little thing called self control. Go home, pop a Viagra and realize that you’re not 16 anymore, you’re 50 and have kids.

  6. “WANTED: QUEBEC’S 10 TOP FUGITIVES” (“The Gazette,” July 19, 2014)

    Marcellin Morin (“Marsouin”) Age 47

    Morin is a member of the Hells Angels. He is wanted for 22 counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, trafficking illegal substances and offences benefiting criminal organizations.

    Marc Bordage (“Marco”) Age 50

    Bordage is a member of the Hells Angels. He is wanted for 22 counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, trafficking illegal substances and offences benefiting criminal organizations.

    Antonio Costella (“Silver”) Age 52

    Costella is a member of the Hells Angels, He is wanted for 22 counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, trafficking illegal substances and offences benefiting criminal organizations.

    David Carrol (“Wolf”) Age 62

    Carrol is a member of the Hells Angels. He is wanted on charges of first degree murder, conspiracy to commit murder, participation in gang activities and drug trafficking.

    Guy Rodrigue (“Malin”) Age 56

    Rodrigue is a founding member of the Sherbrooke chapter of the Hells Angels. He is wanted on 22 charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, trafficking in illegal substances and the commission of offences for criminal organizations.

    Claude Gauthier (“Le Gros”) Age 46

    Gauthier is a member of the Hells Angels.

    Six out of ten. Not bad!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  7. CLAUDE GAUTHIER (“LE GROS”)

    In addition to their pictures, each of the bikers had descriptions outlining various aspects of their careers. For brevity sake I just included “Wanted for” but missed even that for “Le Gros.” To avoid possible retribution, I will give his full rap sheet now.

    Claude Gauthier (“Le Gros”) Age 46

    Physical Description: 5-foor-ten, 286 pounds. Gauthier has a shaved head and green eyes.

    Wanted Since: April, 2009

    Wanted for: Gauthier is a member of the Hells Angels. He is wanted on charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, trafficking illegal substances and commissioning (sic?) offences for criminal organizations.

    Wherabouts: Before 2009, Gauthier lived in St-Jean-Baptiste-de Nicolet

    I can add that “Le Gros” is one mean looking son of a bitch. A truly frightening face.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  8. The Hells Angels do not represent motorcycle drivers. They are a small minority of criminals who ride bikes.

    Unless I need to go commit crimes to be a real biker?

  9. The Hell’s Angels are a criminal organization who use “club” like the Mafia uses “legitimate business”.

  10. maybe they were/are bad, but a lot of shit going on now, didn’t happen when they were in fairview, for one. now you have the little bangers with those stupid sidewys guns, and none can hit shit.
    give me the old days when the angels r the tribe, or any others wouid be about.there was a lot less shit going down then.

  11. RSVPS

    : Scooter (07/22, 10:37AM)

    You must try to reply to what I wrote. Did I say that the Hells Angels “represented” motorcycle drivers? No. Did I say that the Hells Angels were not a “small minority of criminals” who ride bikes? No. Did I say that you had to “commit a crime to be a real biker?” No. But why do you think that there is a high correlation between the Hells Angels and their representation on Quebec’s “most wanted” list? Do you think it’s a pure coincidence or do you think that there might be some connection – perhaps psychological – between riding a motorcycle and criminal activity? Give reasons for your answer if any is forthcoming.

    : Dr. Fever (12:33PM)

    Your analogy between the Hells Angels and the Mafia doesn’t hold. While both restrict membership on the basis of certain criteria, the Hells Angels don’t publicly proclaim that they are a “legitimate business” and the Mafia doesn’t publicly proclaim that they are “club.” In fact the Mafia doesn’t publicly proclaim that they are anything at all. They are a secret society, “la cosa nostra.” In order for an analogy to be legitimate there must be common ground upon which the analogy is based. Your analogy between the Hells Angels and the Mafia is not legitimate.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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