To the Wednesday morning bike stealer on Lawrence Street.
You disappoint me as a human being.
If you put it back where you found it, I promise l’ll put away my voodoo doll.
—Bikeless

This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2009.

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  3. ooooh.. voodoo… I remember that from Weekend At Bernies…
    powerful stuff!

    Can you make him dance to the macerana any time you want?

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