To the person or persons who stole my bike that was in my shed. I’m praying for you to break your neck so you can lay dormant for the rest of your life thinking about what you did. It was a gift and was important to me,so consider yourself cursed . (also with a broken cherry tree up your a– )

—sadly walking

This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2009.

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  1. I love the standard ‘bitch formula’ :

    To the person that (enter wrongdoing) I hope you (enter elaborate and graphic form of punishment) and then you (explicit) on an (explicit) until you (explicit) all over your own (explicit) and some (explicit) forces you to watch as he (explicit) a family of turtles with (explicit) all over your mother’s (explicit), but it doesn’t even matter by then because she was on a bike anyway!

    Haha Love it!

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  2. Thanks for that, Anton, your formula description made me and that family of turtles laugh our shells off.

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