Dear young bicycle courier, I was getting off the elevator on the same floor as you. You were behind me yet attempted to wedge yourself in between myself and the door. THEN, when I got off the elevator, after you so rudely squiggled in front of me, you slammed into me after tossing your package onto the counter without even entering the doorway. Fuck sakes. —I Don’t Have a Clever Sign Off
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
Must have been scared someone would steal their sweet ride while they were delivering the package. Was this the guy?
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I wasn’t even aware that bicycle couriers existed in this city. O_o
they have ‘tight’ deadlines and a limit on the size ‘package’ they transport.
Wow…what a pleasant time of year to have that job !
OB, sounds like a valid bitch. a couple of extra seconds couldn’t be that important…unless mmm…..was the box possibly holding a donated heart or a kidney by chance ?
I disagree! That’s an excellent sign off!
if it was a heart or other organ I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be transported via bicycle courrier…..
Tommy, I think it must have been this guy …
http://www.wtf-portal.net/uploads/posts/20…
… he obviously had a lot of shit to get rid of and was probably running late.
Seriously though … this person was obviously an ass focused only on what they had to do and not caring about anyone else … I would have been inclined to ‘accidentally’ introduce his/her foot to the heel of my stiletto.
I recommend a clothesline.
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OB, next time the cyclist circus clown comes to your building, go out and lock that fucking bicycle to something. When that moron comes out, he/she will cry. lol.
yeah but at least the package make it to the desk, right? some of these guys, just toss and trot.
You should find out from that package he delivered where he works and report his behavior. There’s no need for rudeness even if one is in a hurry.
You should have taken the elevator back down and let the air out of his tires.